#2 2007-11-12 17:08:32
Sofie! You're back. Other than feeling like shit, how are things?
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#3 2007-11-12 17:20:00
Taint wrote:
Sofie! You're back. Other than feeling like shit, how are things?
Better. I might get to live now.
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#4 2007-11-12 17:31:55
Hi Sofie - hope all is anti-septic.
This is Eine Kleine silent Horror Movie.
I find myself haunted by the juxtaposition of Mozart's Requiem with
an actress whose talent for mugging adds particulate effluvium to
the meaning of the word "amateur." If she doesn't make you cringe
a little I'll eat your tampon.
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#5 2007-11-12 17:37:00
Delicious, Wilber.
Remember, when others declare their love for you, that I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue.
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#6 2007-11-12 17:46:33
sofaking wrote:
Delicious, Wilber.
Remember, when others declare their love for you, that I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue.
Nice work anihilating Draz on the other thread...I'd heard she was hardcore, but so far, I've been quite unimpressed.
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#7 2007-11-12 18:03:42
sofaking wrote:
Delicious, Wilber.
Remember, when others declare their love for you, that I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue.
That's sweet, Sofie, and I'd love to take you up on it, but there's nothing on me even vaguely resembling a cherry stem. Tojo maybe?
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#8 2007-11-12 18:09:56
sofaking wrote:
Delicious, Wilber.
Remember, when others declare their love for you, that I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue.
Oooooooooooooooooooooo............ the imagination runs wild............
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#9 2007-11-12 21:23:32
I’m glad you’re back Sofie. Demand that the doctors increase the number and quantity of fun drugs you are allowed to take as reparations for last weekend.
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#10 2007-11-12 21:27:11
Oy. Welcome to the Frieda K-hole.
Separately, "Hi, Sofie-darling."
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#11 2007-11-12 22:07:00
Excellent, very entertaining. Now I know I wasn't the only one quizzed repeatedly about where to put my bloody rags.
Hope you got your rock out. Your experience sounds like the kind of thing dr.'s get paid to keep people from experiencing. The last I passed this month got imbedded in my bladder, near the urethral opening, & I got to piss out what appeared to be the inner lining of my bladder before the jagged stone ambled out on a weak red stream...but for fuck's sake if you've got a shunt they should have blasted that thing into smaller pieces to get it OUT. Why can medicine give us enourmous tits but not an effective treatment for kidney stones?
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#13 2007-11-12 23:51:56
Re: Period piece....
I always liked this bit by Yakov Smirnoff (start watching at 5:00 / -1.38 into it)...
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#14 2007-11-13 02:33:30
DoucheEllington wrote:
Why can medicine give us enourmous tits but not an effective treatment for kidney stones?
Because big tits are for a man's sexual satisfaction, always the most important factor in anything invented by us guys. Remember, there are three different hardon meds, and we still haven't licked the common cold.
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