#1 2009-12-17 15:28:59

Has Fnord reproduced?

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#2 2009-12-17 15:48:48

This made my day!

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#3 2009-12-17 16:06:27

By 5 he'll be driving around in the pickup shooting out STOP signs.

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#4 2009-12-17 16:40:36

And by six he'll knock that bitch up and it'll all be over.

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#5 2009-12-17 16:52:29

Pardon me fellas,  the boy was found wearing her dress.

By 12 he will be a leading member of the young republicans and by 21 he'll be sucking off senators in the senate cloak room.

Sadly, he'll be our president at age 58...

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#6 2009-12-17 16:52:39

Emmeran wrote:

Has Fnord reproduced?

A four year old beer drinking cross-dressing burglar sounds like a kneegrow.  Only a welfare whore would have a child that would behave this way.  And no, I haven’t reproduced and have no intention of ever doing so.

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#7 2009-12-17 17:01:48

fnord wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

Has Fnord reproduced?

A four year old beer drinking cross-dressing burglar sounds like a kneegrow.  Only a welfare whore would have a child that would behave this way.  And no, I haven’t reproduced and have no intention of ever doing so.

Yeah I know, however we have a serious lack of cross-dressing rednecks on here so you were chosen as the unlucky yet convienent substitute. 

No offense intended.

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#8 2009-12-17 17:03:35

Emmeran wrote:

Yeah I know, however we have a serious lack of cross-dressing rednecks on here so you were chosen as the unlucky yet convienent substitute. 

No offense intended.

Whew!

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#9 2009-12-17 18:19:07

This has the makings of a heart felt Christmas story.

"He runs away trying to find his father," she said. "He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is."

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#10 2009-12-18 14:36:04

An inter-view with the kid's white-trash mother:


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#11 2009-12-18 15:00:41

Decadence wrote:

An inter-view with the kid's white-trash mother:


Poor kid.

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