#1 2007-11-13 15:18:20
Maybe he was just cat-atonic
The comments are great too:
Regardless of his intensions, it is no way for any human being to die. My Darwin Awards are reserved for individuals riding motorcycles without helmets. The poor man died alone by asphyxiation…a fate I would not wish on anyone. The sick part is how tainted by the media you all are. You already let the media make a decision for you when you read the article….take for instance if the article had omitted the fact that he had been slumped over the car wheel on Friday, or that he had been kicked out by his girlfriend…take for instance if he was “trying to surprise his girlfriend with flowers or to reconcile and propose marriage.†You all would have teared up and held memorials. How about you think for once and remember that you are as mortal as he was.
Either way, from the article I can almost guarantee that alcohol was involved.
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#2 2007-11-13 20:10:44
911 Operator Okay. If you want to perform CPR, I can help you.
Caller: I can't even get him out of my cat door. He's stuck.
911 Operator: He's stuck in a cat door?
Caller: Yes.
911 Operator: Okay.
If I had all to do over again, my career choice would be obvious. Those emergency operators must laugh all day long.
My Darwin Awards are reserved for individuals riding motorcycles without helmets.
Fucking ignorant, Cager. People who don't ride that support helmet laws should be forced to a wear a fucking helmet whilst driving their car so that they can experience for themselves just how it affects one's awareness of their surroundings. Fucking idiot!
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#3 2007-11-13 20:25:10
Woo-hoo, according to "enraged," I reached "an all-time low" for their comments section by posting the lolinator link to that story.
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