#1 2010-02-23 18:04:45

Louisiana woman trades two children for a cockatoo and $175.

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#2 2010-02-23 18:31:00

Cockatoos are almost as noisy and irritating as children.

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#3 2010-02-23 19:35:11

George Orr wrote:

Cockatoos are almost as noisy and irritating as children.

To say nothing of the fact of that cockatoos can live up to 100 years. At least you can boot the kiddies out the door the minute they turn 18.

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#4 2010-02-23 20:48:28

George Orr wrote:

Cockatoos are almost as noisy and irritating as children.

Yes, but, they are tasty little fuckers.

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#5 2010-02-24 10:38:03

Cockatoos are easier to resell -- they don't lose their value as quickly as human children.

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#6 2010-02-24 22:43:55

Bigcat wrote:

Yes, but, they are tasty little fuckers.

They sure are. Taste just like chicken!

Oh wait, you meant the bird? I thought you were talking about the... never mind.

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