#1 2010-12-21 14:10:11
I'm falling asleep at my desk. Someone help me!
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#2 2010-12-21 14:32:13
Wakey Wakey!
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#3 2010-12-21 14:32:35
Dmtdust wrote:
Wakey Wakey!
That's not going to do it
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#4 2010-12-21 15:19:53
I just spent three hours at the DMV and I still have to get a story into my editor before the afternoon is out. You'll get no sympathy from me, my vengeful little vixen.
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#5 2010-12-21 15:37:45
Taint wrote:
I just spent three hours at the DMV and I still have to get a story into my editor before the afternoon is out. You'll get no sympathy from me, my vengeful little vixen.
Agggggggggh. I have 20 more minutes of torture!
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#7 2010-12-21 19:16:23
I took the day off to get some shit done around the house but got high instead. I ran the sweeper for 2 hours in the living room abd now I'm tryin to pull myself together before my wife gets home. Sorry, can'r help.
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#8 2010-12-21 19:57:00
No help from me either. I ate some habanero stuffed olives yesterday and now I'm stuck on the toilet with a burning sensation on my asshole.
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#9 2010-12-21 20:08:43
Was fnord at your house?
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#10 2010-12-21 23:26:48
The burn has seceded so now I can provide some entertainment..... And yes bigcat, he was, but I'm sure it was the olives this time because I told him no funny stuff till the tests came back clean.
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#11 2010-12-22 02:33:20
Dirckman wrote:
The burn has seceded so now I can provide some entertainment..... And yes bigcat, he was, but I'm sure it was the olives this time because I told him no funny stuff till the tests came back clean.
I posted that 3 or so days ago. Still I shan't hat you tho you do deserve it.
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#12 2010-12-22 08:01:29
Dirckman wrote:
The burn has seceded so now I can provide some entertainment..... And yes bigcat, he was, but I'm sure it was the olives this time because I told him no funny stuff till the tests came back clean.
I see you got one of these under your tree.
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#13 2010-12-22 11:01:26
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#14 2010-12-22 16:17:58
Bigcat wrote:
I took the day off to get some shit done around the house but got high instead.
Yeah . . . That is kind of why I had to cut way back on the meth. I just wanted to kick back, and get high. And, the next thing that you know, I was doing house-work. I do have to admit that weed seems to compliment my sedimentary life-style a bit better. So, for to-day, it is bud, brandy, and ignoring the fact that I really should vacuum this fucking carpet.
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#15 2010-12-22 16:24:06
Decadence wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
I took the day off to get some shit done around the house but got high instead.
Yeah . . . That is kind of why I had to cut way back on the meth. I just wanted to kick back, and get high. And, the next thing that you know, I was doing house-work. I do have to admit that weed seems to compliment my sedimentary life-style a bit better. So, for to-day, it is bud, brandy, and ignoring the fact that I really should vacuum this fucking carpet.
God, don't I know it? Meth has fucked up more planned lazy afternoons than any other drug. I'll definitely have to try this "weed" that everyone is talking about.
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#16 2010-12-22 16:48:22
I need a haiku about guys liking all size of titties. Who's up for the challenge? I know Woggah is good at these.
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#17 2010-12-22 16:59:05
Scotty wrote:
I need a haiku about guys liking all size of titties. Who's up for the challenge? I know Woggah is good at these.
Only here would no one even ask why.
From pert little buds
to melon like engorged globes
I will suck them all.
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#18 2010-12-22 17:13:31
Wondrous selection
Soft mounds of nurturing flesh
Bouncy, jiggly tits
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#19 2010-12-22 18:31:09
Real fake soft or firm
giant fun bags, little mouthsful
press them to my lips
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#20 2010-12-22 18:49:19
If a breast is a mammary, only a gland,
Then why do boys take them so quickly to hand?
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#21 2010-12-22 22:20:52
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#22 2010-12-23 07:29:27
Show me your titties
flop them out of your shirt please
I will beat off now
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#23 2010-12-23 19:29:52
Who resists the reduction
Of psychological phenom......
Hey! Look! Big titties!
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#24 2010-12-24 08:11:34
In the words of JLP: It's 5-7-5 bitch.
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#25 2010-12-24 18:27:06
Bigcat wrote:
In the words of JLP: It's 5-7-5 bitch.
It's also supposed to be written in Japanese, Miss Picky. No worries though, I have a poetic license.
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#26 2010-12-25 01:49:58
If you're real bored you can help me send hate mail to these people:
I despise them for everything they are and everything they represent. I have sent these pathetic human beings dozens of emails and have got yet to get a single response. These same people recently got a law passed making it almost impossible to sell adult toys locally and got the local police to raid the local Spencer's junk store to take all their dildos.
http://www.rapidcityjournal.com/news/lo … 03286.html
Here is their website: http://www.familyheritagealliance.org/default.aspx
Please, cause these people so much trouble that they hang their heads in shame and just go away leaving normal functioning people alone.
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#27 2010-12-25 21:29:37
They look like dildos.
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#28 2010-12-25 22:36:26
Edit: fixed image link. - square
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Last edited by square (2010-12-26 00:47:04)
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