What I can't figure out is why the metallic taste in your mouth ad has been here since day 1.

Google is picking up "bitter aftertaste".

I was all into it, and then I see it's an ad for fucking Axe? 

Now I know what it means to have that dirty feeling that won't wash away.  So I guess it was powerful in its meta-meaning, if you will.  David Spade has reached out from the internets qua internets (if you will) and made me feel dirty, while watching his opus on dirtiness, all the while being paid by corporate giants.  I am humbled.

MSG Tripps wrote:

Swell, dip shit.  Can you code it any more annoying?

Dear Mono-Syllabic Neanderthal,

If I - At any point - led you to believe that I was a computer programmer, then we've obviously had a bit of a misunderstanding.  To set the record straight, I am not.  I did create a few rather simplistic text-based games in DOS many years ago; However, that hardly qualifies for such complex coding as we daily face in today's internets.

You see, being incapable of creating such code myself, I tend to rely on the site hosting such clips to provide me with the proper coding for embedding their video clips.  Hey, be it for better or worse, we all get fucked sometimes.  Me, I'm simply a self-amused dipsomaniac - I've neither the need nor patience to learn the intricacies of these dangerous internets in which we roam.  Fear not for me though.  I understand that Dog watches over drunkards and little childrens.  Now, stoners, unfortunately . . .

Loathe,
Clonazepam

Pah - choice. An illusion. Pull back the lens and see the big picture. Or move your cursor over the box and hit pause.
Cool Dec. A little disconcerting, but cool.

Decadence wrote:

I pulled a rather interesting Googly-type-advertisement the other night.

Thank You Mr. Reindeer

Hey guys, I have a great idea!  How about Decadunce or one of our ever-patient admins edits the post so autostart=false?

Please?

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

asdf1971 wrote:

Hey guys, I have a great idea!  How about Decadunce or one of our ever-patient admins edits the post so autostart=false?

Please?

Asstuft...I believe it's already been explained to you that chirpy requests MUST be accompanied by tit shots. Autostart=true till we see your perkies.

Oh I see how it is.  Now that you think I am more than 50% female, you just want to see tits.  Okay, here's a picture of my dog's nipples with some imaginary marina sauce on them.

Choad wrote:

Flash vids like that are nasty, aren't they? As an added bonus, this one featured R. Cadenhead's least favorite celeb. Mine, too, far as that goes.

Really?  I mean, he's certainly an annoying, little, Fuck; Still, when it comes to being an annoying celebrity, he's no Tom Cruise or Rosie O'Donnell.

Choad wrote:

Wait for it, Dec. Your comuppance is near.

I certainly hope so; Because, I am long over-due at this point.  Oh, wait . . .  You didn't mean that in the good way, did you?  Never mind.