#1 2011-07-30 19:57:09
Summer trips
Home alone
Need a summer sex toy
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#2 2011-07-30 20:04:41
Emmeran wrote:
Need a summer sex toy
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#3 2011-07-30 20:07:08
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#4 2011-07-30 20:07:58
Eh?
Both of you are too old and used up to be my summer sex toy; where have all the hot chicks gone?
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#5 2011-07-30 20:13:00
Emmeran wrote:
Eh?
... where have all the hot chicks gone?
More than likely in your imagination.
Or down the street and want nothing to do with your dog ass.
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#6 2011-07-30 20:19:36
Never let it be said I wouldn't help a pal in need:
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#8 2011-07-31 01:46:16
opsec wrote:
Summer toys for Marines.
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#9 2011-08-01 01:45:32
This could've been my post. The wife and kids will be gone for the next week or so. I have watched porn for almost three days straight, and have to admit, I am kind of porned out. I hope I am not becoming desensitized.
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#10 2011-08-01 07:30:39
So you need a summer sex toy to replace your children?
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#11 2011-08-01 20:06:02
I can't speak for Emm, I just want to cherish a little of the freedom those damned kids took from me.
Kids are punishment for having sex in the first place, so when they're gone - Wooohooo, BABY!
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#12 2011-08-01 20:36:17
Platymingo wrote:
Kids are punishment for having sex in the first place, so when they're gone - Wooohooo, BABY!
Oh yeah, for the 3 weeks when the woman was still here, well I called it "Date Month"; one hell of an outstanding month.
Now, well I'd like a steak and a stripper please.
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