What does it say about shapely turd cutters? Inquiring minds want to know.

PS: Since when does a few joins and some grouping on a data set constitute "research"? Lazy fuckers.

Taint wrote:

Swami and Tovée compared the results with the men's preferences in breast size, which showed that "men who more strongly endorsed benevolently sexist attitudes toward women, who more strongly objectified women, and who were more hostile toward women idealized a large female breast size."

It's an old idea that men who like big breasts are "infantilized"--childish, selfish, greedy.  I used to think that was just a glib and simple-minded Freudish prejudice; but then I matured and with my maturity came big breasts.  Good God the big titties bring the jerks to ya.  I have often thought that it's likely the big titties bring out the asshole in guys who might behave a little better towards a woman less well endowed.  I was often envied for my bosom, but all it ever did for me was attract guys who were a waste of my time.

George Orr wrote:

I used to think that was just a glib and simple-minded Freudish prejudice; but then I matured and with my maturity came big breasts.  Good God the big titties bring the jerks to ya.

You rang? Hokay, I'll bite, how big?

I've never understood boob obsession but eagerly exploited its shits & giggles potential as a kid when my kid sister hit puberty and her Double D funbags didn't blossom immediately, as they would in the fullness of time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatsy_doll

choad wrote:

You rang? Hokay, I'll bite, how big?

In my golden age I was 36C/24/34.  The bags in question were round and high and truly lovely.  I didn't have much of an ass but with the right sartorial engineering I could be a breathtaking vision.
I'm glad to have had good looks in my youth but I don't really miss 'em now.

I've never understood boob obsession but eagerly exploited its shits & giggles potential as a kid when my kid sister hit puberty and her Double D funbags didn't blossom immediately, as they would in the fullness of time.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatsy_doll

You compared your poor sister to a Flatsy doll?  Damn, brothers are evil.  I'm really glad I never had one.

My brother brought home a straight lace girl friend in the middle 70s during a rare reunion, an always guaranteed shit show. Sunday's dinner and inquisition proceeded peacefully until his unwary consort mentioned her own brother, who she said played the organ. The world wobbled and stopped spinning. I doubled over into my plate watching my brother's Don't-Anyone-Dare challenge.

On cue: "Why, both my sons play the organ! Come on, guys, do a duet!"

My brother, who's best friend at the time was "Douche Bag of the Year" winner Chris MacDonald, almost stroked out but recovered enough to visit a year or so later. We're running errands, buying drugstore sundries, and he's browsing the postcard carousel. There in the middle, a gift from God, I spot "The Organ Mountains of Texas"!

Picture two grown men on foot and chasing each for city blocks, laughing and vowing murder, like kids again, around a kitchen table, or around the block, neighbor kids taking bets.

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Emmeran hates women

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Emmeran wrote:

Egoist wrote:

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Emmeran hates women

Of course I do, I also appear hate violent sports such as Rugby and Football.  It also seems that I also despise the military and capitalism; did I forget anything?

Oh wait, I'm sure I have nothing but despite for farmers and the American way; of course it must be crystal clear that I'm anti-police and fire department and probably even anti-Coast Guard.

I'm sure I've missed a few things there and I would love to go on with this silly banter but Melons is purring in the other room and I intend to go snuggle with her.



(On the other hand for any of those whom remain interested we got to see the wax mold of Melons engagement ring this weekend, I will post a picture once it has been finished, it's a custom/one-off job and I'm quite pleased with it so far.)

Let me know how my dick tastes.

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Bigcat wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

(On the other hand for any of those whom remain interested we got to see the wax mold of Melons engagement ring this weekend, I will post a picture once it has been finished, it's a custom/one-off job and I'm quite pleased with it so far.)

And you're hardly narcissistic at all. Hi Emmy!

Dude I'm completely vain - Melons points it out all of the time; as you know "to thine own self be true".  But what the hell if I'm in for a penny I'm in for a pound, lying about myself gets me nowhere, being honest gets me max affection from Melons.  I'm really sweet on that pretty little piece of ass so guess what - I'm happy to admit I have strong narcissistic tendencies if it gets me a Saturday night blowjob.