#2 2013-04-13 19:07:08
This is an especially disturbing idea, as many children have been killed or become disabled as a result of exorcisms performed by ignorant parents or batshit insane religious leaders.
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#3 2013-04-14 06:08:20
The problem is with the diapers. Diapers should never have been used in the first place.
As it stands, its a wonder that 95% of people grow up without developing a diaper fetish.
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#4 2013-04-14 07:31:18
Platymingo wrote:
The problem is with the diapers. Diapers should never have been used in the first place.
As it stands, its a wonder that 95% of people grow up without developing a diaper fetish.
Many children are afraid of modern toilets; they're afraid they'll fall in and be flushed away, or that a toilet monster will reach up and pull them into the toilet in order to eat them. This is why they prefer to piss and shit into diapers until a fairly late age.
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#5 2013-04-14 20:10:33
fnord wrote:
Platymingo wrote:
The problem is with the diapers. Diapers should never have been used in the first place.
As it stands, its a wonder that 95% of people grow up without developing a diaper fetish.Many children are afraid of modern toilets; they're afraid they'll fall in and be flushed away, or that a toilet monster will reach up and pull them into the toilet in order to eat them. This is why they prefer to piss and shit into diapers until a fairly late age.
Um, have you ever raised any children? You don't start out by plopping them on the adult toilet, you get the small child-sized toilet with the bedpan. First they pee, later they poo.
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#6 2013-04-14 23:10:03
Baywolfe wrote:
fnord wrote:
Platymingo wrote:
The problem is with the diapers. Diapers should never have been used in the first place.
As it stands, its a wonder that 95% of people grow up without developing a diaper fetish.Many children are afraid of modern toilets; they're afraid they'll fall in and be flushed away, or that a toilet monster will reach up and pull them into the toilet in order to eat them. This is why they prefer to piss and shit into diapers until a fairly late age.
Um, have you ever raised any children? You don't start out by plopping them on the adult toilet, you get the small child-sized toilet with the bedpan. First they pee, later they poo.
No, I haven't raised children, but I've watch with horrified fascination as my relatives have. Several of the children were afraid of toilets for the reasons I cited.
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#7 2013-04-15 08:26:34
My logs formed an upside down cross in the bowl the other day so I'm starting to worry about my own salvation. I've also noticed an increase in the amount of flies swarming around after humpty time lately. It all makes sense now.
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#8 2013-04-15 09:59:50
I'm pretty sure that the way to convince toddlers that there isn't a demon in the toilet bowl isn't to convince them that there's a demon inside themselves.
(Or maybe it is. "Release that foul demon, in the name of Jeebus, release that foul brown demon! Out, out you corn studded demon!")
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#9 2013-04-15 17:25:53
Banjo wrote:
My logs formed an upside down cross in the bowl the other day so I'm starting to worry about my own salvation. I've also noticed an increase in the amount of flies swarming around after humpty time lately. It all makes sense now.
Sometimes I actually wish HS had a "Like" button.
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#10 2013-04-15 19:37:51
Baywolfe wrote:
Sometimes I actually wish HS had a "Like" button.
I often find myself looking for the "Like" button. It's Zuckerberg's contribution to the dumbing down of modern life.
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#11 2013-04-15 20:09:56
Wouldn't a "Fuck You" button be more appropriate here?
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#12 2013-04-15 20:17:09
Emmeran wrote:
Wouldn't a "Fuck You" button be more appropriate here?
That should be part of a panel of buttons available to register reactions.
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