#1 2007-12-18 01:20:58
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#2 2007-12-18 03:38:27
Shame Smitty ain't around to spread her xmas jeer, to puckerstar up under the mistletoe and prepare her original recipe, stuffed and roasted holiday n00b with all the fixins.
Last edited by choad (2007-12-18 04:47:44)
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#3 2007-12-18 10:41:31
choad wrote:
Shame Smitty ain't around to spread her xmas jeer, to puckerstar up under the mistletoe and prepare her original recipe, stuffed and roasted holiday n00b with all the fixins.
Sad to think the first year of High-Street may end with no "Night Before Christmas" poem from Smitty.
Is she dead or something?
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#4 2007-12-18 14:48:23
Bad Santa, worse neighbors:
Jingle-bang! Santa's chopper shot up over slum
Not even Santa Claus is safe as the violent Brazilian city of Rio de Janeiro celebrates the Christmas season.
Drug traffickers in a Rio slum opened fire on a helicopter carrying a Santa to a children's party, apparently mistaking it for a police helicopter, police said Tuesday... (source)
I really shouldn't be the least bit surprised. Phoenix has an "acoustic gunshot detection" system installed in some sections of town. This is to deter locals from firing guns into the air when they're feeling festive.
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#5 2007-12-18 23:10:40
Zookeeper wrote:
choad wrote:
Shame Smitty ain't around to spread her xmas jeer, to puckerstar up under the mistletoe and prepare her original recipe, stuffed and roasted holiday n00b with all the fixins.
Sad to think the first year of High-Street may end with no "Night Before Christmas" poem from Smitty.
Is she dead or something?
Preoccupied, which in Spanish means worried but Smitty promises to leave us with visions of sugar plums dancing in our heads.
Her word gift, she insists, is already warped and wrapped.
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#7 2007-12-19 02:57:19
Hey It is not all Santa's fault for the way he turned out, he learned the hard way about the difference between good touch and bad touch.
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#8 2007-12-19 03:12:16
Johnny Rotten wrote:
...he learned the hard way about the difference between good touch and bad touch.
Odd. I thought he learned that right here:
Beware S-shaped women!
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#9 2007-12-20 11:53:26
I have to say I'm just about mentally sapped from work and family BS.
About the only good thing going on now is Hot Aussie.
My massive work project officially ended this morning to minimal fanfare (as expected). I feel like someone who's been pullin' their pudd for about 30 minutes (nee 3 months) and still can't manage to get off.
Merry Fucking Christmas, Losers.
I hope to have increased my creativity and mood after lunch today, when I actually have a bit of fuck-off time coming my way.
If not, I hope you all receive a bunch of shit encrusted dildos for the holiday season.
RT
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#10 2007-12-20 12:32:39
I hope your dildo, or didlo as I am wont to type, finds its way to the Holy Highway (which I only learned about today). I assume that is where the Christians were heading. I believe it is off Rte. 322, which you can follow southeast down the stink trail from State College.
In my line of work, big projects usually are associated with non-events. Best to celebrate before the futility becomes obvious.
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#11 2007-12-20 19:23:47
Roger_That wrote:
... I feel like someone who's been pullin' their pudd for about 30 minutes (nee 3 months) and still can't manage to get off...
Really? Are you getting that burning feeling right under the skin?
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#12 2007-12-20 19:36:48
whosasailorthen wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
... I feel like someone who's been pullin' their pudd for about 30 minutes (nee 3 months) and still can't manage to get off...
Really? Are you getting that burning feeling right under the skin?
Man, I have a chafed spot on my shaft from under-lubing and over-pullin' right now. Now I gotta leave it alone till it heals.
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#13 2007-12-20 19:48:42
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Man, I have a chafed spot on my shaft from under-lubing and over-pullin' right now. Now I gotta leave it alone till it heals.
I believe that's called "scuff-dick."
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#14 2007-12-20 20:38:24
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Man, I have a chafed spot on my shaft from under-lubing and over-pullin' right now. Now I gotta leave it alone till it heals.
I believe that's called "scuff-dick."
Noted.
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