#3 2015-04-27 12:49:26
It's not the pandemic we want, it's the pandemic we need.
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#4 2015-04-27 16:24:23
In South Dakota, all of the infected turkey flocks have been on farms owned by Hutterites, members of a Christian sect that lives and farms collectively, and more than 100 workers there have declined the medical treatment, state officials said.
So it begins. Who are the Hutterites and why are they bringing forth the dawn of the Apocalypse?
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#5 2015-04-27 17:01:24
Johnny_Rotten wrote:
Who are the Hutterites and why are they bringing forth the dawn of the Apocalypse?
Apparently the original Vampire Colony(murder/coven/glory/kindred/WGAFF), per Wiki: "persecution caused by the Austrian takeover of the Czech lands forced them once again to migrate, first to Transylvania"
I recommend going long in Garlic contracts....
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#6 2015-04-27 21:31:30
So you mean to tell me that the vampire colony were raising all the turkeys? The very turkeys that make us oh so sleepy after a big meal. I do not think I will ever close my eyes again on Thanksgiving. No matter how boring the relatives. If you want me I will be in the basement sharpening my crucifix.
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#8 2015-05-02 06:22:22
While it should spell the end of the battery chicken factory model, smart money is betting that it won't.
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#9 2015-05-02 09:05:11
I think it does spell the end of the Sunday Roast Chicken dinner for many of us, even if there isn't an actual shortage prices will rise on simple profiteering. The fact that the states are having to marshal the National Guard to deal with disposal of the carcass's is a bit alarming; I'm expecting a post from Kathy in . . . 3 . . . 2 . . 1 . . .
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#10 2015-05-02 10:12:07
Emmeran wrote:
The fact that the states are having to marshal the National Guard to deal with disposal of the carcass's is a bit alarming; I'm expecting a post from Kathy in . . . 3 . . . 2 . . 1 . . .
It's all just a ruse! They're coming to put us in the FEMA camps!!!!! Git yer gun!
P.S. I wonder if Kathy owns guns...
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#11 2015-05-02 17:03:50
George Orr wrote:
Emmeran wrote:
The fact that the states are having to marshal the National Guard to deal with disposal of the carcass's is a bit alarming; I'm expecting a post from Kathy in . . . 3 . . . 2 . . 1 . . .
It's all just a ruse! They're coming to put us in the FEMA camps!!!!! Git yer gun!
P.S. I wonder if Kathy owns guns...
You're in TX, Abbott just told the Guard to monitor Big Army because of Jade Helm. But I do hear they have pudding at the camps.
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#14 2015-07-21 16:35:49
George Orr wrote:
P.S. I wonder if Kathy owns guns...
I have to ask, did we bore Kathy away?
Was it me?
Should I change my toothpaste?
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#15 2015-07-21 20:43:41
Emmeran wrote:
George Orr wrote:
P.S. I wonder if Kathy owns guns...
I have to ask, did we bore Kathy away?
Was it me?
Should I change my toothpaste?
Maybe the Black Helicopters finally got him. On the other hand, the X-Files is being rebooted, maybe he's working on scripts and has no time for us anymore.
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