I have a pregnant wife and I don't want my child growing up in the kind of world you want to build. #youaintnomuslimbruv

You should have told me before. I just renewed my pornhub subscription. Anyways, hope you are enjoying Russian fireworks.

Just give me half the virgins now and I'll take the other half when I get there.

I think my afternoon is shot now.

They can't be all that bad. They've just issued regulations governing how one may rape one's slaves.

Emmeran wrote:

Fatwa wrote:

If the owner of a female captive, who has a daughter suitable for intercourse, has sexual relations with the latter, he is not permitted to have intercourse with her mother and she is permanently off limits to him. Should he have intercourse with her mother then he is not permitted to have intercourse with her daughter and she is to be off limits to him.

Well that it's I'm not joining, next will come the fatwa on twin sisters:  specifically bosomy, leggy, red-headed twin sisters who happen to be incestuously bisexual and perpetually submissively horny.

They stole that out of the Old Testament anyway.  We need to eradicate all three of the Abraham based religions.