...neglects his kids, is wildly disorganized, and has a large selection of bondage gear...

So, a portrait of a middle aged man?

Wong has thrown just about every possible detail from her time working for Levandowski into her 81-page court filing, including: names she overheard in conversation; the terrifically dull details of text messages between herself and Levandowski over babysitting; a bizarre series of interactions over her signing a non-disclosure agreement; a listing of cars – complete with number plates – that appeared at his home; and at one point a full inventory of 24 sex toys and associated paraphernalia that she allegedly discovered in his bedroom.

So, as the nanny, she obviously thought it was part of her job to document her employers associations, conversations and go poking around in his bedroom drawers (blaming on the children, which it was her job to control). If people can't see this as a blatant attempt at legal blackmail they are blind. Plus, I'm dying to know how many clauses of the NDA she is violating here, though NDAs typically don't cover affidavits, which is why she is in court instead of talking to the press, I am sure.

I'm sorry but as a matter of rule and manners I never ventured into my parents bedroom after age 6.

Holy Ground that is...