I see several crime episodes coming out of this but outside of that:  I'm in!!

The Mob has been boiling bodies in lye for years. But it seems like a clean way to do it. They don't mention fluid re-use though. How much acid does it need to neutralize and what about all those salts going down the drain with the goo?

So I guess you can't just chuck 'em in the nets at the salmon farm?

Emmeran wrote:

GooberMcNutly wrote:

The Mob has been boiling bodies in lye for years. But it seems like a clean way to do it. They don't mention fluid re-use though. How much acid does it need to neutralize and what about all those salts going down the drain with the goo?

So I guess you can't just chuck 'em in the nets at the salmon farm?

Buy an acre in the middle of nowhere, have it declared a family cemetery and do it the old fashioned way.  My will already stipulates all that crap; I don't want to be embalmed or cremated, just toss me under six feet of dirt and plant a tree on the spot.

Good plan you have there Devil Dawg. 

I've a few "favorite spots" in the bush...where most everything (right down to the bloody grass) is consumed quickly.  I wouldn't trouble anyone to even dig a hole. 
Although, being shat out upon the Himalayas,  does have a certain appeal.   



The vanity of embalming, headstones...graveyards in general,  rival only that of a Facebook account.  Shelly summed it up.

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

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