Many jobs require pissing in a bottle...consider oneself lucky to have both.

I do not speak Jet as a native language, but venturing a guess, I think he means you schlubs should be more grateful that you even
have a pot to piss in.

Ten hours a day, four days a week in an air-conditioned warehouse.  50 cent raise every six months plus incentive bonuses for actually turning up for work every day and being productive.  I would have jumped at a job like this 35 years ago before I got programming skills. 

We have a bazillion warehouses in America, most of them seemingly in the Dallas area, and I can assure you that the working conditions and pay in most non-Amazon warehouses look positively draconian when compared with Amazon.

Not exactly "on topic" but we were watching television around 6:00 pm when the UPS that powers the entire media center went 'piff'.  No big deal, I thought, I'll order a new one two-day from Amazon, hopefully I'll get it in one day if the fulfillment center has it in stock.  At the top of the page for the UPS I wanted it said "get it in two hours via Prime Now".  I checked it out and for a $14.00 tip to the delivery person I could, indeed, get it in two hours.  I placed the order about 7:10 with an 8:00 pm to 10:00 pm delivery window.  At 8:10 pm the UPS was at my door.  The email link let me follow the delivery on a web page from the moment they left the distribution center.

Until they develop non-organic material transporters, I'm not sure how you could get it much faster than that.  It's nice to live in a small town that's right next to a huge fucking city.

Bezos Says That When Pee Tape Is Released It Will Be Free for All Amazon Prime Members

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