First they came for the cigarette smokers, and I did not speak out -
because I do not smoke.
Then they came for the fatasses, and I did not speak out -
because I have a normal, healthy bodyweight.
Then they came for the people who masturbate more than four times a day,
And there was no one left to speak for me.

Assuming the restaurant and tourism interests don’t arrange for these fools to be fed to alligators before a vote is taken on this measure; it has to violate the Interstate Commerce Act and will be struck down by the first court it lands in.