#1 2007-10-13 17:28:54

Better start saving up, money is the only thing that stands between you and your beloved.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22 … 62,00.html

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#2 2007-10-13 17:48:41

Robot sex ... when all else fails

What, they don't think that robots will be competitive dates with humans in 40 years? Sexy, cheap (in the long run), you can shut them up whenever you want, excellent listeners, genitals designed and customized to meet your particular physical requirements, never freak out, slight chance of electrical shocks due to shorts.

Damn, I just talked myself into it, where do I order?

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#3 2007-10-13 18:00:53

See?  We really do need a constitutional ammendment defining marriage...

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#4 2007-10-13 18:04:34

Zook, I'm cool with that, I may want to fuck skynet, but I don't want to give it power of attorney.

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#5 2007-10-13 18:15:54

Yawn

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#6 2007-10-13 18:22:25

Lurker wrote:

Yawn

I should think the proposition of finally having sex with something other than your hand or a $20 hooker would be exciting to you...

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#7 2007-10-13 18:24:23

I could have sworn I mentioned this in the Real Doll thread.

As for amendments defining marriage, what's the point? Other than a flagrant rebuke of the separation of Church and State (something I figure most here wish to see preserved), the so-called sanctity of marriage--as evidenced by folks from Britney Spears to Elizabeth Taylor--is about as valuable as the 52% percent of our population who end theirs, one way or the other. You can't share legal rights and protections with a tree, a dog, or your refrigerator, but you should be entitled to marry any adult you please.

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#8 2007-10-13 18:30:53

Roger_That wrote:

Lurker wrote:

Yawn

I should think the proposition of finally having sex with something other than your hand or a $20 hooker would be exciting to you...

Gay prostitutes are called "hustlers"
BTW, I have never paid for sex, but HAVE been paid for sex...

From previous posts I've seen, you seem to like abusing your hands....

You know, if you and Dusty are trying to bait me, you'll have to do much better.

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