#1 2008-01-24 18:14:19
A children’s story based on the tale of the Three Little Pigs was rejected for an award after judges became concerned that it would offend Muslims.
The animated virtual book for primary school children, The Three Little Cowboy Builders, was also criticised for its potential to offend builders.
The vile author managed to offend Muslims and builders by creating those nasty little porkers who build houses that are too easily blown down. This just won't do.
And what about cowboys, aren't they going to be offended too?
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#2 2008-01-24 18:29:31
Somebody needs to load tanker planes with pig’s blood and spray it on Mecca during the Hajj.
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#3 2008-01-24 18:38:15
fnord wrote:
Somebody needs to load tanker planes with pig’s blood and spray it on Mecca during the Hajj.
We could sell tickets to that event.
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#4 2008-01-24 18:40:39
fnord wrote:
Somebody needs to load tanker planes with pig’s blood and spray it on Mecca during the Hajj.
Shit yes.
Also Israel.
...and while we're at it, we need to find something to drop on the Vatican to piss them off. Unfortunately, I'm having trouble coming up with a really good idea for it. Kiddie porn, maybe?
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#5 2008-01-24 18:45:10
jesus wrote:
...and while we're at it, we need to find something to drop on the Vatican to piss them off. Unfortunately, I'm having trouble coming up with a really good idea for it. Kiddie porn, maybe?
Not kiddie porn, that's feeding the fetish. How about a plane load of Muslims? The mess alone would be inconvenient.
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#6 2008-01-24 18:47:54
jesusluvspegging wrote:
fnord wrote:
Somebody needs to load tanker planes with pig’s blood and spray it on Mecca during the Hajj.
Shit yes.
Also Israel.
...and while we're at it, we need to find something to drop on the Vatican to piss them off...Kiddie porn, maybe?
Well, I doubt if they'd be offended, but whatever work it is that the Vatican does would probably come to a grinding halt.
Infuriate the authorities of the Roman Church? I'd say images of women shod and un-pregnant would probably make 'em pretty mad.
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#7 2008-01-24 18:51:34
jesusluvspegging wrote:
...and while we're at it, we need to find something to drop on the Vatican to piss them off. Unfortunately, I'm having trouble coming up with a really good idea for it. Kiddie porn, maybe?
Condoms.
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#8 2008-01-24 20:11:30
phreddy wrote:
And what about cowboys, aren't they going to be offended too?
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#9 2008-01-24 23:40:30
pALEPHx wrote:
phreddy wrote:
And what about cowboys, aren't they going to be offended too?
There's something nasty goin' on in the hash browns....ok, so I've read too much Marshall McLuhan...
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#10 2008-01-24 23:43:12
fnord wrote:
Somebody needs to load tanker planes with pig’s blood and spray it on Mecca during the Hajj.
Or, better yet, cluster bombs filled with used tampons from educated women who vote and drive! And talked back to their husbands this morning just before they took off with the payload!
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#11 2008-01-24 23:47:10
Heh. Actually, the only smart thing any Republican said during the current cycle was said by, of all loathesome creatures, Tom Tancredo. He advocated nuking Mecca and Medina. Problem, of course, is that would be an incomplete solution. You'd need simultaneous neutron bomb hits on Mecca, Medina, and Jerusalem. Wait a couple of hours. Then send over the H-bombs to sterilize the mess you made.
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#12 2008-01-25 00:20:40
jesusluvspegging wrote:
fnord wrote:
Somebody needs to load tanker planes with pig’s blood and spray it on Mecca during the Hajj.
Shit yes.
Also Israel.
...and while we're at it, we need to find something to drop on the Vatican to piss them off. Unfortunately, I'm having trouble coming up with a really good idea for it. Kiddie porn, maybe?
Millions of blastocysts from the local fertility clinic and a few bucketloads of aborted baby parts.
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#13 2008-01-25 05:39:25
Lurker wrote:
ok, so I've read too much Marshall McLuhan...
"At the speed of light, policies and political parties yield place to charismatic images."
I'm still waiting for you to attain 'charisma.'
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#14 2008-01-25 07:15:13
pALEPHx wrote:
Lurker wrote:
ok, so I've read too much Marshall McLuhan...
"At the speed of light, policies and political parties yield place to charismatic images."
I'm still waiting for you to attain 'charisma.'
Check your messages....
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#15 2008-01-26 02:25:37
Lurker wrote:
Check your messages....
I did, but your own box is too full to accept the reply. I'm sure you were just dying to read it.
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#16 2008-01-26 02:43:01
Lurker wrote:
ok, so I've read too much Marshall McLuhan...
Stop and be careful; McLuhan was only a teaser, not the real deal.
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#17 2008-01-26 13:02:18
pALEPHx wrote:
Lurker wrote:
Check your messages....
I did, but your own box is too full to accept the reply. I'm sure you were just dying to read it.
Try it now
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#18 2008-01-27 00:10:53
The best thing to drop on the Vatican would be Mike Huckabee.
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#19 2008-01-27 01:12:07
GooberMcNutly wrote:
The best thing to drop on the Vatican would be Mike Huckabee.
The grease splatters from that would stain the marble buildings and cause them to mold. Once the present asshole tenants are removed, the Vatican would make a nice educational institute or museum.
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#21 2008-02-29 12:44:26
Huckabee Girl reminds me of the governor of Alaska:
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#22 2008-02-29 12:58:25
phreddy wrote:
fnord wrote:
Somebody needs to load tanker planes with pig’s blood and spray it on Mecca during the Hajj.
We could sell tickets to that event.
I'd buy. I want VIP seats though.
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#23 2008-02-29 18:10:25
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