#2 2008-03-04 12:42:17
I know these people who homeschool because they can't stand to be away from their kids. It's sad, really.
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#3 2008-03-04 12:48:26
Reason No. 5 in "101 Reasons for Having Children":
"It's an honor for the Lord to use my womb again."
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#4 2008-03-04 15:49:08
Reason 102 = The delight of using every name beginning with "J" in the English and a few other languages
Reason 103 = Old Vegas style food service in your own home every night of the week!
]Reason 104 = Easy clean industrial decor and surfaces. Imagine what you will save on molding and trim! And creaky bunkbeds for everyone till college reduce the need for night mittens.
Reason 105 = God will finally make sure you get the respect you deserve.
Reason 106 = Prayer Closets!!!! Need I say more?!? What happens in prayer closets stays in prayer closets.
Ok I am done, but don't let me stop you.
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#5 2008-03-04 16:04:58
Taint wrote:
Reason No. 5 in "101 Reasons for Having Children":
"It's an honor for the Lord to use my womb again."
That very well may be. I, however, am done breeding.
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#7 2008-03-04 23:43:33
tojo, you're so mean....that red-bubble-eyed thing prolly has feelin's too... reminds me of a ditty by Andrew Dice Clay...
"There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, she had so many children, her fuckin' uterus fell out..."
BTW Sofie, if that's your youngest, he's a cutie....
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#8 2008-03-05 10:32:04
Lurker wrote:
tojo, you're so mean....that red-bubble-eyed thing prolly has feelin's too... reminds me of a ditty by Andrew Dice Clay...
"There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, she had so many children, her fuckin' uterus fell out..."
BTW Sofie, if that's your youngest, he's a cutie....
Thank you, Lurky. I was trying to make it look like Nicky was shutting down the baby condo. Here's the rest of him:
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#9 2008-03-05 12:01:12
"To be convicted of sin and the need for repentance as "I observe my sinful nature in my children's sinful natures."
Can someone translate that for me? Is that the same as "I need evil around me to be reminded of how evil I am?"
On a closely related topic.
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#10 2008-03-05 16:12:11
sofaking wrote:
Lurker wrote:
tojo, you're so mean....that red-bubble-eyed thing prolly has feelin's too... reminds me of a ditty by Andrew Dice Clay...
"There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, she had so many children, her fuckin' uterus fell out..."
BTW Sofie, if that's your youngest, he's a cutie....Thank you, Lurky. I was trying to make it look like Nicky was shutting down the baby condo. Here's the rest of him:
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/6374 … 004bc8.jpg
He IS a cute one, and from the looks of him he's going to be loads of trouble.
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#11 2008-03-05 16:25:34
tojo2000 wrote:
sofaking wrote:
Lurker wrote:
tojo, you're so mean....that red-bubble-eyed thing prolly has feelin's too... reminds me of a ditty by Andrew Dice Clay...
"There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, she had so many children, her fuckin' uterus fell out..."
BTW Sofie, if that's your youngest, he's a cutie....Thank you, Lurky. I was trying to make it look like Nicky was shutting down the baby condo. Here's the rest of him:
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/6374 … 004bc8.jpgHe IS a cute one, and from the looks of him he's going to be loads of trouble.
He's the BEST baby EVER. I was kind of laughing at myself when HKG wrote earlier about people who don't want to send their kids to school because they can't stand being away from them. I can relate.
Might be the pot brownies making him so good.
I dunno.
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#12 2008-03-06 00:34:22
sofaking wrote:
Might be the pot brownies making him so good.
Oh, for god's sake Sofie, pot brownies? You're giving him sugar?
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#13 2008-03-06 00:40:00
Sofie, I have to agree with Taint. Feeding your child lots of sugar is setting him up for tooth decay, obesity, mood swings, and diabetes. Please modify his sugar intake.
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#14 2008-03-06 00:58:50
Taint wrote:
sofaking wrote:
Might be the pot brownies making him so good.
Oh, for god's sake Sofie, pot brownies? You're giving him sugar?
You know, I should have seeen that coming, but somehow it still made me squirt beer out my nose.
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#15 2008-03-06 01:18:00
Taint wrote:
sofaking wrote:
Might be the pot brownies making him so good.
Oh, for god's sake Sofie, pot brownies? You're giving him sugar?
Not to mention the caffeine in chocolate...
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#16 2008-03-06 01:57:06
tojo2000 wrote:
Taint wrote:
sofaking wrote:
Might be the pot brownies making him so good.
Oh, for god's sake Sofie, pot brownies? You're giving him sugar?
You know, I should have seeen that coming, but somehow it still made me squirt beer out my nose.
I feel bad, Tojo. Next time you're up in this side of the Bay, I'll buy you a beer to make it up to you.
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#17 2008-03-06 10:16:41
I sense that this person had children as a way of filling some bleak void within herself:
My children think I'm beautiful no matter how I look.
You have your own cheering squad in whatever you do.
We want to establish a godly dynasty that will continue down the generations to come.
My children help me surrender the selfish desires of my flesh.
I'll be able to spend eternity with my children.
I want to yield my womb as a living sacrifice to God.
To be convicted of sin and the need for repentance as I observe my sinful nature in my children's sinful natures.
Taken like that, she sounds kind of goth.
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#18 2008-03-06 22:55:37
Maybe she and her hubby and family could go spread the Word in the slums of Calcutta or suchlike place.
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#19 2008-03-06 23:22:36
sofaking wrote:
Lurker wrote:
tojo, you're so mean....that red-bubble-eyed thing prolly has feelin's too... reminds me of a ditty by Andrew Dice Clay...
"There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, she had so many children, her fuckin' uterus fell out..."
BTW Sofie, if that's your youngest, he's a cutie....Thank you, Lurky. I was trying to make it look like Nicky was shutting down the baby condo. Here's the rest of him:
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/6374 … 004bc8.jpg
He is cute! BTW, MY real name happens to be Nicholas......
Ya know Sofie, there have been just too many goddamn co-inky-dinkies between us...
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