#1 2008-03-08 19:59:52
The latest in crimefighting technology.
It's a barbecue smoker mounted on a three-wheeled scooter, and armed with an infrared camera, spotlight, loudspeaker and aluminum water cannon that shoots a stream of icy water about 20 feet.
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#2 2008-03-08 20:05:06
a true business man, he doesn't want his patrons wasting their money on weed, only his booze....
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#3 2008-03-08 20:05:53
I need a robot that shoots beer into my mouth from 20 feet.
...or at least in the general direction of my face. I'm willing to help the robot.
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#4 2008-03-08 20:06:28
jesusluvspegging wrote:
I need a robot that shoots beer into my mouth from 20 feet.
...or at least in the general direction of my face. I'm willing to help the robot.
If somebody doesn't make a bukkake joke out of that I'm leaving.
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#5 2008-03-09 01:31:29
jesusluvspegging wrote:
I'm willing to help the robot.
That won't save you when the robot uprising comes to annihilate all the meatsacks...
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#6 2008-03-09 11:43:36
square wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
I'm willing to help the robot.
That won't save you when the robot uprising comes to annihilate all the meatsacks...
Not in the long run, but as long as I can make myself useful as they'll keep me around, I'd imagine. It's the logical way to handle Goodlife, after all.
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#7 2008-03-09 16:46:23
jesusluvspegging wrote:
square wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
I'm willing to help the robot.
That won't save you when the robot uprising comes to annihilate all the meatsacks...
Not in the long run, but as long as I can make myself useful as they'll keep me around, I'd imagine. It's the logical way to handle Goodlife, after all.
Npt much of a plan. As soon as the robots learn that mexicans are willing to clean tread with their tounges for a chance to stay here they won't have much use for your lazy white ass.
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