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Dmtdust · 2008-03-13 12:04:15

Scare Tactics? Say It ain't so!

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/03/ … 8520.shtml

sofaking · 2008-03-13 12:32:34

Fuckmerunning. We're dead.

Dmtdust · 2008-03-13 12:35:48

Seems like it. Ack!

Fled · 2008-03-13 13:58:38

I don't want to believe it. I'd rather bury my head in a . . . . well you know. Perhaps I'll hit myself with a "blunt" instrument and try to forget I read that.

Taint · 2008-03-13 14:23:09

Stick with butt sex and poppers. You'll thank me later.

headkicker_girl · 2008-03-13 17:12:08

Taint wrote:
Stick with butt sex and poppers. You'll thank me later.

Hmmm....you've got a point...I'd take a prolapsed colon over head and neck cancer any day.

whosasailorthen · 2008-03-13 17:43:54

You know the sick part - I actually was recently operated on for a precancerous lesion on my tongue... and I don't drink alcohol, don't smoke (*anything*), tested negative for HPV and I brush my little toothies every day and nite (hey, I even floss if I think I'm gonna get lucky with the wife).

Perhaps I should play the lottery, as I appear to have stunningly good luck when playing the odds.

fnord · 2008-03-13 18:03:47

I refuse to believe this. So many millions of people smoke pot, slurp other peoples’ orifices and have HPV that there is bound to be a bit of overlap with the very small group of people who get head or neck tumors. Put this out of your mind, light up and slurp your honey. When your time comes, you are more likely to die because someone turned on a microwave and messed up your pacemaker.

phoQ · 2008-03-13 18:36:28

I agree with Fnord. Correlation is not causation and self-reported data is useless. People lie. These data could be used to suggest that people who ADMIT to toking and gobbling are more likely to get cancer. I’ll get worried if they find an actual mechanism. Until then, this is useless science and a waste of grant money. Now pass me the bong and the oral sex.

phreddy · 2008-03-13 18:40:47

This study brought to you by the producers of that cult classic "Reefer Madness".

Lurker · 2008-03-13 19:44:38

sofaking wrote:
Fuckmerunning. We're dead.

Well, if ya end up with a trachiotomy you can smoke through that hole, like the lady in that creepy commercial, and you could also...uh, nevermind....

whosasailorthen · 2008-03-13 21:48:42

Lurker wrote:
sofaking wrote:
Fuckmerunning. We're dead.
Well, if ya end up with a trachiotomy you can smoke through that hole, like the lady in that creepy commercial, and you could also...uh, nevermind....

I demand Rule 34.