Finally, beauty contestants I have a chance of scoring with.

GWAR wrote:

"Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good"

I met her at a donkey show.
She was minutes past thirteen.
Sucking on a cherry yoo-hoo.
Reading "Nugget" magazine.
Cum splattered tube-top.
Scrawny pre-pube tits.
That's when I saw she was quadriplegic.
And I said "Baby you're looking good"
That's when I noticed her legs were wood
I grabbed a stump and dragged her out the door
I need a hole
I don't need no hips
I laid a line of coke on her tits
That's when I ripped off her dirty shit-filled drawers
[Chorus:]
Good, should, could, I think it feels pretty good [x2]
So good, so good, so good, so good, so good, so good [x a lot]
It wasn't nothing pretty, she took my genital germ
Her limbless body thrashed about filled with infected sperm
I criss-crossed with the cables,
I smashed her face through a door
They found her in a plastic bag down by highway 64
And I said "Baby your looking good"
That's when I saw her legs were wood
And all you people...
You just can't understand
I need a hole
I don't need no hips
I need the taste of dick on my lips
I fucked her asshole with a piece of frozen shit
[Chorus]

EDIT: goddamned internet not producting correct lyrics.  take with grain of salt.

Last edited by jesusluvspegging (2008-03-27 10:28:48)

icangetyouatoe wrote:

"EDIT: goddamned internet not producting correct lyrics.  take with grain of salt."

Now come on. These don't seem like the kind of lyrics that suffer with a clerical error.

The only reason to be a GWAR fan is for the live shows.  It's also nice to have some really awful, really offensive music that grates in the ears laying around.  You never know when you're gonna need some weapons-grade metal.

Next time GWAR's in your neck of the woods, go check them out.  It's well worth the maybe-as-many-as twenty dollars you'll spend on admission.  Don't wear clothes that you'd mind ruining, as they kinda tend to spray an awful lot of fake blood on you.  And fake urine.  Probably fake.

though perhaps with a tune like Saddam a go go instead.

I just had to, even though these don't show the Reaganator.

Funny, I always figured that GWAR was actually the Joint Chiefs of Staff, sneaking out for a little fun before creeping back into suits before the sun came up. Perhaps the big warehouse is actually Cheney's "Undisclosed Location"...

Here's yer proof that GWAR is still around:

http://www.gametap.com/views/watch/watc … owId=15165

GWAR!! GWAR!!1! GWAR!!!11!!!one!!

jesusluvspegging wrote:

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

My God, GWAR is still around?!?  A guy I worked with illustrating parts catalogs nearly 20 years ago was a big fan of them.  And S. O. D.

Did you really think that the types of people to make such a band would find anything better to do with their lives?

To be honest, I figured at some point they'd grow up and take over the jobs abandoned by the Damned:

-Captain Sensible and Rat Scabies: janitorial
-Dave Vanian: grave digger

to give just two shining examples...