#2 2007-10-15 08:24:25
Let me also share the cached Wikipedia article. Lots of hilarity there.
http://64.233.169.104/search?q=cache:9_ … d=11&gl=us
Don't miss the John Page Flexing Fan Page:
http://www.geocities.com/johnfpage/
Cache version in case it goes down
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#3 2007-10-15 08:38:00
This makes me WANT to date him. And by date I mean "irritate, annoy, and degrade."
My first good laugh today:
"Shall I compare thee to a Summer's Eve?
Thine shaven wand in search of fairest cooch.
Thine spray dost flush out fat girls who deceive.
Thou art truly Nature's model of a douche."
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#4 2007-10-15 08:40:55
This from his "Modeling" website:
Modern Models was started by John Page to take advantage of his experience in the acting & modeling business, "social chairman" skill set & Mensa level intellect. His Fortune 500 sector work, unique sense of style & love of travel will also be considerable assets.
John has always been a put "A, B and C" together kind of guy. He is able to remember people that he met 20 years ago like it was yesterday. His connections have allowed him to rub elbows with the socio-economic elite, and his networking skills allow him into many red carpet events. This ability to have a social veneer combined with Ivy League brainpower has served him well, helping create a chameleon-like ability to fit in with the jet-set, business and fashion cliques.
Mingling with the rich & famous, throwing an extraordinary event, plus finding the hottest soirees are all skill sets that will suit our founder well when competing in this industry. He will tap into personal & professional contacts, unparalleled business acumen & 98th percentile IQ to propel Modern Models to reach new heights.
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#5 2007-10-15 09:01:59
Fucking hell. When Tucker Max calls you a douchebag, you're vinegar+water.
Should we submit headshots to Modern Models and "be discovered?" 
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#6 2007-10-15 09:13:41
Tucker might qualify as "slightly interesting" compared to this guy...
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#7 2007-10-15 14:55:23
Mensa level intellect
Hell, my IQ could get me into Mensa. The standards are not that high.
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#8 2007-10-15 13:17:33
The shark: http://www.plentyoffish.com/member2959504.htm
Genuine and means what he says: http://www.americansingles.com/Applicat … tryPoint=7
And even more imaginary friends than Horse: 
Last edited by lechero (2007-10-15 13:19:10)
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#9 2007-10-15 14:54:56
I can't love anyone else if I don't love myself first.
Whilst it can be rather difficult to truly know somebody through their writings, I'd say that John can certainly scratch that little goal off of his list.
The Gawker, eh? Does anybody happen to have the link for that Typepad page that was similar yet way more amusing (Bitter Bitches, or something akin thereto)? I lost all of my book-marks. Yeah, yeah, I know . . . Thanks, I'll get over it given time.
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#10 2007-10-15 22:28:41
He could display his "unparalleled business acumen" by retailing these:
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