#1 2008-02-29 08:47:19

http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2006/0 … ex_np.html

NOTE:  This guy is 61 years old

Our first bump came when I mentioned the 2002 uproar over the company's thongs for middle-school girls, which had "Eye Candy" and "Wink Wink" printed on their fronts. "That was a bunch of bullshit," he said, sweating profusely. "People said we were cynical, that we were sexualizing little girls. But you know what? I still think those are cute underwear for little girls. And I think anybody who gets on a bandwagon about thongs for little girls is crazy.

"I don't think we were in any sense guilty of racism, but I think we just didn't work hard enough as a company to create more balance and diversity. And we have, and I think that's made us a better company. We have minority recruiters. And if you go into our stores you see great-looking kids of all races."

http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2006/01/24/jeffries/story.jpg

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#2 2008-02-29 11:00:17

Another bleached and lasered dickwad floats to the top. Is this a great country or what?

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#3 2008-02-29 12:33:38

Pathetic is the word that comes immediately to mind. Even when I was in this jerk's target-age audience, I could never understand why some people worshiped youth. At least in his case it makes sense: vacuous kids respond to the exclusive clique mentality with money.

Cripes.

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#4 2008-02-29 12:56:42

His face scares me.  I mean, is it a man, is it a boy, is it a pig?  2 out of 3 isn't bad I guess.

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#5 2008-02-29 13:15:10

Dude, he's got store bought teeth, a tanning booth glow, NordicTrack biceps and probably a facial peel, whatever the fuck that is. California, through and through.

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#6 2008-02-29 13:21:39

Jesus, the first paragraph of the story was enough to put me off reading four pages about this self-absorbed fuck.

Jan. 24, 2006 | Mike Jeffries, the 61-year-old CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch, says "dude" a lot. He'll say, "What a cool idea, dude," or, when the jeans on a store's mannequin are too thin in the calves, "Let's make this dude look more like a dude," or, when I ask him why he dyes his hair blond, "Dude, I'm not an old fart who wears his jeans up at his shoulders."

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#7 2008-02-29 13:32:11

He makes Gary Bussey look normal. 

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/52960475.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CEF6840AC3E33D7022A40A659CEC4C8CB6

Ok, strike that...they're about equal.

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#8 2008-02-29 13:57:00

choad wrote:

Dude, he's got store bought teeth, a tanning booth glow, NordicTrack biceps and probably a facial peel, whatever the fuck that is. California, through and through.

Worse.  He's one of those guys that worships the image of California as peddled by LA and San Diego, where most of those people also come from the woods in Ohio but don't want anyone to know.

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#9 2008-02-29 13:58:23

headkicker_girl wrote:

He makes Gary Bussey look normal. 

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/52960475 … 9CEC4C8CB6

Ok, strike that...they're about equal.

Yeah, in a class by himself.

http://vh1.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/cfc4e5_18.jpg

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#10 2008-02-29 14:21:12

Busey's teeth are far too yellow to be compared to Mr. Light Bright Abercreepie.

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#12 2008-02-29 14:25:50

At least Gary Bussey has that curb he hit with his head at 50 mph to blame.

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#13 2008-02-29 14:27:13

From Wiki:

Jeffries dyes his hair blonde, works out on headquarters in the campus' gym, and wears Abercrombie & Fitch apparel with flip-flops whether cold or wet. He also wears customised clothing from Savile Row, the legendary London tailoring street. At first glance, he is described as quirky, weird, and insane, but peer workers also describe him as "unbelievably driven and brilliant". His quirks include: going through revolving doors twice, never passing employees on stairwells who in return avoid passing him (he greatly returns the courtesy), parking his Porsche every day at the same odd angle at the edge of the parking lot (keys between the seats, doors unlocked), and wearing a pair of "lucky shoes" when reading financial reports (a worn pair of Italian loafers that a secretary keeps in her desk) - he is superstitious about success.[3] Jeffries is as well "touchy-feely" with some employees, both male and female - decidedly paternal.[4] Jeffries appreciates the rugged, beautifully muscular, male form. He is known to have a picture by Herb Ritts of torso of a toned man above his bedroom fireplace.[5] In an interview by Benoit Denizet-Lewis, Jeffries expressed his thoughts on overweight teens saying, "Candidly, we go after the cool kids...A lot of people don't belong [in our clothes]...Are we exclusionary? Absolutely. Those companies that are in trouble are trying to target everybody: young, old, fat, skinny...You don't alienate anybody, but you don't excite anybody, either." As for the accusations of Abercrombie & Fitch degrading teens with sexuality, he stated, "People said we were cynical, that we were sexualizing little girls...I still think those are cute underwear for little girls...anybody who gets on a bandwagon about thongs for little girls is crazy. Just crazy! There's so much craziness about sex in this country. It's nuts! I can see getting upset about letting your girl hang out with a bunch of old pervs, but why would you let your girl hang out with a bunch of old pervs?"

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#15 2008-02-29 17:56:23

square wrote:

IE takes on A&F

On behalf of heterosexual females, I'd just like to thank you for posting this link.

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#16 2008-02-29 21:29:10

Am I the only one who thinks that Mr Creepy is fighting very hard not to be really, really, really gay?

(and losing)

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#17 2008-02-29 22:23:29

George Orr wrote:

On behalf of heterosexual females, I'd just like to thank you for posting this link.

Glad to be of service.  Don't be afraid to ask if there's any more servicing you need.

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#18 2008-02-29 23:07:15

tojo2000 wrote:

Am I the only one who thinks that Mr Creepy is fighting very hard not to be really, really, really gay?

(and losing)

I haven't read the article yet, but from just this thread I would say that he is not confused at all about himself. What he is fighting really really hard is to not let the market share believe that they are actually buying something being shilled to them with a rather Gay slant.

So much of the  design, fashion and popular culture meme consumed cluelessly by the straight world started with the gheys.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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#19 2008-02-29 23:45:40

Johnny_Rotten wrote:

So much of the  design, fashion and popular culture meme consumed cluelessly by the straight world started with the gheys.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

It's actually just as clueless in the gay world. Hell, you live here JR. I'm sure you see just as many young guys, and I mean late teens or early twenties, who have shit jobs and probably half a dozen roommates eagerly clutching their A&F, or Armani Exchange shopping bags trying desperately to meet some bizarre notion of acceptability.

About the only new clothing I buy is grown-up clothing for my work at temple, and underwear. I can't imagine being that consumed by fashion dictates, or trying to meet the weird body-perfect standards set up by closet-case assholes like Mr. Abercreepie.

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#20 2008-03-01 10:52:42

Heh,

I guess i was looking on gay sensebility like it was some endemic trait of noble savages. Again I underestimated a human's ability to be clueless tools.

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#21 2008-04-03 19:47:27

The citation was issued under City Code Section 22.31, Bernstein said, which makes it a crime to display "obscene materials in a business that is open to juveniles."

why am I not surprised?

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#22 2008-04-03 22:00:29

http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2006/01/24/jeffries/story.jpg

Devo wrote:

mongoloid he was a mongoloid
happier than you and me
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
and it determined what he could see
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
one chromosome too many
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
and it determined what he could see
and he wore a hat
and he had a job
and he brought home the bacon
so that no one knew
mongoloid, mongoloid
his friends were unaware
mongoloid, mongoloid
nobody even cared
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
one chromosome too many
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
and it determined what he could see
and he wore a hat
and he had a job
and he brought home the bacon
so that no one knew

--solo--


mongoloid he was a mongoloid
happier than you and me
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
and it determined what he could see
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
one chromosome too many
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
and it determined what he could see
and he wore a hat
and he had a job
and he brought home the bacon
so that no one knew
mongoloid

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