#1 2007-10-16 08:17:53

http://www.redherring.com/Home/22979

“The phthalates found in the headphone cords are classified in Europe as ‘toxic to reproduction’ because of their long-recognized ability to interfere with sexual development,”

With the associated costs of an i-phone, this is still cheaper than a vasectomy or hysterectomy....

Last edited by Lurker (2007-10-16 10:06:04)

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#2 2007-10-16 15:57:02

But wait, there's less...

Phthalates are also frequently used in nail polish, fishing lures, adhesives, caulk, paint pigments, and sex toys made of so-called "jelly rubber." (from Wikipedia)

The implication is that unless you've been grinding up the earphones and shoving them into your cooch, something you rest against your earlobes is not going to do as much harm as, say, a hot tub.

PS: Stop sucking/chewing on the cords.

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#3 2007-10-16 16:48:44

kim

hahahaha oh thats fucking great

and what a noval idea ... hidden hyster/vasectomy in user friendly forms

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