#1 2008-04-17 13:32:53
I would love to see Harvard try to top this:
Beginning next Tuesday, Shvarts will be displaying her senior art project, a documentation of a nine-month process during which she artificially inseminated herself “as often as possible” while periodically taking abortifacient drugs to induce miscarriages. Her exhibition will feature video recordings of these forced miscarriages as well as preserved collections of the blood from the process.
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#2 2008-04-17 15:31:42
This has raised the bar for mind bogglingly repulsive attention whoring. I can’t imagine how fucked up someone would have to be to do this and claim it qualifies as art. I predict a (probably short) lifetime of disturbed episodes culminating in suicide, being murdered or qualifying for a Darwin Award.
Her installation will need to be removed by a HAZMAT team. The blood and Vaseline mixture will grow fungus and present a health hazard to the audience, plus the stench of rotting blood and fetal tissue will make it impossible for people to spend time examining other artists’ works.
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#3 2008-04-17 15:59:54
I'd inseminate it...
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#4 2008-04-17 18:06:59
Ah come on now Fnord, if they can get 2 million for the meteorite pope she should be able to make some sort of a living with work of that caliber.
Heck I have been trying to help her out today by sending her link to interested boosters and art critics.
And from early indications of the response I'd say a viable career is born, but we will have to tune in tonight to O'rly and hannity to see if it can truely survive on it's own.
I feel kind of sorry for the guy who unveiled his flag stomping project yesterday. She kinda stole all the outrage. I guess in art as life you don't want to go off prematurely.
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#5 2008-04-17 20:01:00
Awwww, man - Just when I start to get interested in something, it turns out to be another ice castle in the air.
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#6 2008-04-17 20:29:33
Johnny_Rotten wrote:
I feel kind of sorry for the guy who unveiled his flag stomping project yesterday. She kinda stole all the outrage. I guess in art as life you don't want to go off prematurely.
I feel sorry for that guy because he's a very homely young woman. Plus, his art project is merely stupid.
Fucking hell - I'm going to apply for a grant to photoblog my drunken "who would you rather do" freak spronks.
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#7 2008-04-17 23:46:43
[url=http://yaledailynews.com/articles/view/24528]Jesus fucking Christ, this "performance art" most closely resembles dating someone with Borderline Personality Disorder:
But Shvarts reiterated Thursday that she repeatedly use a needleless syringe to insert semen into herself. At the end of her menstrual cycle, she took abortifacient herbs to induce bleeding, she said. She said she does not know whether or not she was ever pregnant.
“No one can say with 100-percent certainty that anything in the piece did or did not happen,” Shvarts said, “because the nature of the piece is that it did not consist of certainties.”
I'm gonna go impregnate her for good and for true and call it "Roller Disco."
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#9 2008-04-18 20:05:23
MSG Tripps wrote:
Beyond Postmodernism, the art of dying.
The fucking Germans will do anything....remember this? ....a computer chip developer at Siemens Corporation
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#10 2008-04-18 21:56:36
Thing I don't get is that if I was paying close to $50K a year for school, why the FUCK would I major in ART at YALE?!?!?
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#11 2008-04-19 21:58:17
sic wrote:
Thing I don't get is that if I was paying close to $50K a year for school, why the FUCK would I major in ART at YALE?!?!?
I agree -- if she's wealthy enough not to need to be employable when she graduates, why go to college at all? The successful (as in making a living by selling what they produce and not needing a day job to cover the bills) artists I know all dropped out of/never set foot in college, at least for art -- they discovered what they liked to do and practised it obsessively. If she just gets off on annoying people by attempting to be provocative, she could work in radio, be a teacher, or drink bloody marys all day & hang out here.
Here's something inspired by this horseshit - link in image. Anyone think there's a market for used o.b. tampons as earrings or belt buckles? 
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#12 2008-04-19 22:42:53
tits_matilda wrote:
Here's something inspired by this horseshit - link in image. Anyone think there's a market for used o.b. tampons as earrings or belt buckles?
http://onchmovement.bigcartel.com/accou … 03/300.jpg:
Of course there is. There are enough retards out there whose “feminism” consists of being fat ugly loud mannish in your face assholes just like the rest of their herd. These wymyn would be proud to wear menstrual blood jewelry as a way showing how in touch they are with their goddess-given gonads.
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#13 2008-04-19 22:57:33
fnord wrote:
Of course there is. There are enough retards out there whose “feminism” consists of being fat ugly loud mannish in your face assholes just like the rest of their herd. These wymyn would be proud to wear menstrual blood jewelry as a way showing how in touch they are with their goddess-given gonads.
I'm seeing a whole "Dworkin" brand evolving out of this. Maybe it's time for something like an "old mAIDS quilt" made out of used sanitary pads collected from childless/infertile women...
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#14 2008-04-20 01:08:56
tits_matilda wrote:
I'm seeing a whole "Dworkin" brand evolving out of this. Maybe it's time for something like an "old MAIDS quilt" made out of used sanitary pads collected from childless/infertile women...
Dammit Tits, don't encourage them...I'm 100% certain there is already something in the works...thank Gawd those castrators don't access teh webs....ooops...
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#15 2008-04-20 01:14:04
At least those tampons are unused.
I kind of like little Death with his pipe-cleaner scythe.
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#16 2008-04-20 01:28:06
George Orr wrote:
At least those tampons are unused.
I kind of like little Death with his pipe-cleaner scythe.
That is awfully cute. Reminds me of a "poverty xmas" in college when I decorated a tiny, stolen potted pine with tampons colored w/leftover easter egg dye. I was too poor to eat much and too skinny to menstruate.
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#17 2008-04-20 01:45:48
tits_matilda wrote:
Awwww, man - Just when I start to get interested in something, it turns out to be another ice castle in the air.
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/3 … 041408.jpg
Let (s)he among us who has never freaked out over a plausable but outrageous internet fake cast the first asshat.
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#18 2008-04-20 01:51:14
MSG Tripps wrote:
Beyond Postmodernism, the art of dying.
I want a "rock wyler" to kill and eat that guy.
Lurker wrote:
The fucking Germans will do anything....remember this? ....a computer chip developer at Siemens Corporation
I thought at first that they'd found his Wii, or whatever that gaming thing is, and started to get excited by ideas of games someone who'd eat his own penis would play.
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#19 2008-04-20 03:14:03
tits_matilda wrote:
MSG Tripps wrote:
Beyond Postmodernism, the art of dying.
I want a "rock wyler" to kill and eat that guy.
Lurker wrote:
The fucking Germans will do anything....remember this? ....a computer chip developer at Siemens Corporation
I thought at first that they'd found his Wii, or whatever that gaming thing is, and started to get excited by ideas of games someone who'd eat his own penis would play.
I have been googling like crazy to find anything concerning games about penile gastronomy, but alas, that seems to be a populace that prefers to remain anonymous....'cept for the fans of offal and that film by Peter Greenaway
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#20 2008-04-20 03:37:26
Lurker wrote:
I have been googling like crazy to find anything concerning games about penile gastronomy, but alas, that seems to be a populace that prefers to remain anonymous....'cept for the fans of offal and that film by Peter Greenaway
Due to poorly calibrated cultural filters (or head injuries sustained at birth), I tend to miscategorize films according to reviews I've mis-read or overheard. For instance, for years I refused to see "Fight Club" because I thought it was a chick flick like "Steel Magnolias," except for men. I rented "The cook, the thief, etc." for a movie night with my parents and siblings thinking it was a screwball comedy. Nothing about that evening was funny to anyone but me.
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