#2 2008-05-06 18:45:24

Winston Katt has spent 30 years researching science, the Bible, and fluids.

I cannot explain why this line cracked me up.

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#3 2008-05-06 18:49:08

Hey, George Orr.

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#4 2008-05-06 20:17:20

Can the need for White Christian seed be far behind?

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#5 2008-05-06 20:19:41

Baywolfe wrote:

Can the need for White Christian seed be far behind?

Why, what color is yours?

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#6 2008-05-06 20:25:44

Mine is camouflage.

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#7 2008-05-06 20:27:28

MSG Tripps wrote:

Mine is camouflage.

Somehow I believe you.

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#8 2008-05-06 20:29:26

Ya reckon.

[Considering it is not a color, per se.]

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#9 2008-05-06 20:46:40

Did somebody say Fluids for Christ?

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/791/cumbeardsr9.jpg

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#10 2008-05-06 21:01:14

sofaking wrote:

Did somebody say Fluids for Christ?

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/791/cumbeardsr9.jpg

Congrats, Sofa - that's the first thing I've seen on this site that made me feel sick. I can take pics of spermed shitty buttholes, pitchforked babies, butchered bunnies, raped virgins (in fact...where did I put those pics?)...anything but bearded cum-mouth. Oh well...just another thing to become...errrr...inured to.

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#11 2008-05-06 21:05:59

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

sofaking wrote:

Did somebody say Fluids for Christ?

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/791/cumbeardsr9.jpg

Congrats, Sofa - that's the first thing I've seen on this site that made me feel sick. I can take pics of spermed shitty buttholes, pitchforked babies, butchered bunnies, raped virgins (in fact...where did I put those pics?)...anything but bearded cum-mouth. Oh well...just another thing to become...errrr...inured to.

I was aiming for it to look like Jesus.

Does that make you feel better, or worse?

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#12 2008-05-06 21:54:20

"I got me some blood put in after I cut three fingers off with a putty knife.  The nurses tell me that the blood didn't have no AIDS, but they didn't tell me it come from some unbeliever."

Murders' the Queen's English as well.  Hi Lurky!

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#13 2008-05-06 22:02:03

sofaking wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

sofaking wrote:

Did somebody say Fluids for Christ?

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/791/cumbeardsr9.jpg

Congrats, Sofa - that's the first thing I've seen on this site that made me feel sick. I can take pics of spermed shitty buttholes, pitchforked babies, butchered bunnies, raped virgins (in fact...where did I put those pics?)...anything but bearded cum-mouth. Oh well...just another thing to become...errrr...inured to.

I was aiming for it to look like Jesus.

Does that make you feel better, or worse?

You should have posted the pic of him licking it off, Sophie.  I think that would have put Wilbert over the top.

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#14 2008-05-06 22:09:06

George Orr wrote:

Winston Katt has spent 30 years researching science, the Bible, and fluids.

I cannot explain why this line cracked me up.

I was concerned that it was a Christian attempt to attack the theory of fluid dynamics.

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#15 2008-05-07 02:56:05

sofaking wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

sofaking wrote:

Did somebody say Fluids for Christ?

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/791/cumbeardsr9.jpg

Congrats, Sofa - that's the first thing I've seen on this site that made me feel sick. I can take pics of spermed shitty buttholes, pitchforked babies, butchered bunnies, raped virgins (in fact...where did I put those pics?)...anything but bearded cum-mouth. Oh well...just another thing to become...errrr...inured to.

I was aiming for it to look like Jesus.

Does that make you feel better, or worse?

Slightly better. The idea of Jesus gulping jizz amuses me. It would explain the habits of his priests, as well. Ah, buggery - where has all the humour gone?

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#16 2008-05-07 03:06:25

whosasailorthen wrote:

sofaking wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:


Congrats, Sofa - that's the first thing I've seen on this site that made me feel sick. I can take pics of spermed shitty buttholes, pitchforked babies, butchered bunnies, raped virgins (in fact...where did I put those pics?)...anything but bearded cum-mouth. Oh well...just another thing to become...errrr...inured to.

I was aiming for it to look like Jesus.

Does that make you feel better, or worse?

You should have posted the pic of him licking it off, Sophie.  I think that would have put Wilbert over the top.

No, really...I think the moment of anguish has come and gone. I'm rarely shocked twice by the same thing. Here...I'll look again, just to make sure.
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yeah...i can deal with it...it's not...echhh...it's...fine...i'm cool...eccchhhh...i just caught a...furball...from my cat...i'll be fine in an eccchhhhHHHH...in a while....

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