When I lived in Deutschland, I had a friend who would give his new-born beer to shut the little fucker up.  I don't particularly care for the little bastards myself, but it was kind of cute the way that he would hug the bottle like a teddy bear whilst he slept.

{Disclaimer:  The author of this message is no way endorsing the consumption of alcoholic beverages by infants, nor breeding in general}

MSG Tripps wrote:

Where and when did you spend time there?  And.... why?

My, but you're a curious chap, aren't you?  Yeah, I don't think that I'll be going into such specifics in a public forum.  Okay, I'll tell you that I lived (Separately, obviously - No, I don't mean two separate halves of me) in Wuerzburg and Mannheim, but - Do your worst - that's all that you're getting out of me.

Yeah, Decadence, because it would be so easy to identify you if we just knew what year you lived in Mannheim or Heidelberg. I mean, the difference between 1978 and 1992 is just key, man, key.

I suppose we can add that to a growing collection of people smoking up their kids or dropping a tab on their asses in the car.

MSG Tripps wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

smoking up their kids or dropping a tab on their asses in the car.

Damn, once again, what the hell.....  ?

You might have missed the link(s), Tripps; but there was a recent link to a news story about a 20-y-o mother getting her two-year-old stoned--and videotaping it.
And back on Cruel, sofa linked to another video of some women in a car drugging up a toddler with...something...ecstasy, I think.
Depressing.

Roger_That wrote:

Kids suck anyhow.  Personally, I hate them.  Guess that probably doesn't come as a big surprise.

I was very glad to have my baby-oven-brewer removed.

Yeah, but if you go to the expense and discomfort of having one, if you don't want it you might as well try to sell it while it's in good condition rather than deliberately make it a mong.  Unless, of course, you really need that gov't check.

Oof-sorry, that sounds like it hurt!!!!!!Maybe the fundies are right:an idle womb is the devil's playground. 

A 10 pound tumor will do that for you.  I'm pretty sure no one wanted mine.

Don't be so sure...

George Orr wrote:

You might have missed the link(s), Tripps; but there was a recent link to a news story about a 20-y-o mother getting her two-year-old stoned--and videotaping it.

And back on Cruel, sofa linked to another video of some women in a car drugging up a toddler with...something...ecstasy, I think.

Thx, George. Yes, and yes. I figured they were already seen. If I linked them again, I'd prolley have gotten hat-tricked.