#2 2008-06-03 19:58:07
Let's add Cheney, too. I can't see that spinless cunt living to stand trial for war crimes, or any of the other actionable felonies he's committed.
I see him croaking next December.
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#3 2008-06-03 20:20:48
Cheney has had an advanced pacemaker/defibrillator installed under his socialized health care plan. I give him better odds of surviving 2008 than either Byrd or Kennedy.
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#4 2008-06-03 20:24:04
Ted Kennedy appears to be indestructible. He will probably outlive me.
Choad is probably right about Cheney.
Senator Byrd will go first, but I don't feel confident about naming a date.
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#5 2008-06-03 21:09:36
I thought Cheney was already dead? Isn't he a zombie?
No, I think Big Dick will dwell on Earth for at least 4 or 5 more years... then he will simply disappear into a pile of dust.
As for Kennedy, I met with him only 2 months ago.... trust me, he's a goner... he looked pretty sick back then, and I can't imagine he's any better lately.
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#6 2008-06-03 21:15:17
whosasailorthen wrote:
...then he will simply disappear into a pile of dust.
Or, to quote Jon Stewart on Bob Novak, "burst into a thousand bats and fly away."
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#7 2008-06-03 21:26:09
I'm betting that McCain will die of natural causes before all of them in a surprise upset.
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#8 2008-06-03 21:39:32
tojo2000 wrote:
I'm betting that McCain will die of natural causes before all of them in a surprise upset.
Could be. I wouldn't bet against ya. A huge, slimy, hideous organism could easily burst out of that scar on his head and consume him. I'm not sayin' it won't happen, folks.
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#9 2008-06-04 07:01:20
If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a tea cart. Ok?
If Bush doesn't launch warheads and declare himself president for life in October, and Obama still has a pulse in January, then let the war crime tribunals begin.
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#10 2008-06-04 07:12:46
choad wrote:
If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a tea cart. Ok?
If Bush doesn't launch warheads and declare himself president for life in October, and Obama still has a pulse in January, then let the war crime tribunals begin.
Sadly enough, Bush will probably issue a blanket immunity on his way out.
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#11 2008-06-04 07:49:53
I can only hope that they all go together when the roof of the Mayflower hotel falls in some night and crushes them all between the legs of their respective hookers.
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#12 2008-06-04 08:27:54
1 Tony Snow (suffocation - the big C will metz to his tongue)
2 Robert Byrd (will finally admit brain death)
3 Ted Kennedy (even his big head can't accomodate the mass growing there)
4 Dick Cheney (self-envenomation)
5 G. W. Bush (choking on a fist full of Cool Ranch Doritos)
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#13 2008-06-04 11:51:30
I'm thinking we should add Bill Clinton to the list. He's been partying pretty hard even with all the cameras around. Now that he's finally off the stage (we can only hope), I'm guessing he'll either blow out his bypass or contract AIDS.
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#14 2008-06-04 13:00:10
You're wrong about Bill, phred. Assuming he contracts AIDS, he'll actually begin with HIV, which means the medicines available now will do a lovely job of maintaining his health, which means he'll become the spokesperson for AIDS research and will continue showing up in various African countries to help focus attention on the AIDS crisis, and then - before you know it - he'll have morphed into Jimmy Carter and will assume an entirely new level of international respect and admiration and future presidents will be forced to be nice to him if only for appearance's sake.
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#15 2008-06-04 14:48:13
And if Billy C gets the AIDS, it will open up a whole new class of hookers he can now visit without fear.
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