#2 2008-06-05 00:01:50
The Hummer H2 of breasts. Oversize and ugly.
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#3 2008-06-05 00:36:40
Idle curiosity: Do those comic-book breasts evoke sexual thoughts in males? I mean, do any of you want to put your hands on those?
Serious question. Really. I guess what I want to know is: at what size do the boobaroos stop being luscious and just become ludicrous--even repulsive? Ever?
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#4 2008-06-05 00:57:01
George Orr wrote:
Idle curiosity: Do those comic-book breasts evoke sexual thoughts in males? I mean, do any of you want to put your hands on those?
Serious question. Really. I guess what I want to know is: at what size do the boobaroos stop being luscious and just become ludicrous--even repulsive? Ever?
Depends on the chassis. Huge boobs on a tiny little chassis look ridiculous, but on a more robust frame with hips to match and a reasonable differential in the waist, well, that's another story.
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#5 2008-06-05 00:57:15
George Orr wrote:
Idle curiosity: Do those comic-book breasts evoke sexual thoughts in males? I mean, do any of you want to put your hands on those?
Serious question. Really. I guess what I want to know is: at what size do the boobaroos stop being luscious and just become ludicrous--even repulsive? Ever?
Tits like that portend pubic lice, crotch-weevils, Morbus Gallicus, and intra-vaginal accretions of ancient, curdled semen. The dribbling vapidity indicated by such over-bloated chest-buboes is too horrible to contemplate.
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#6 2008-06-05 01:07:01
George Orr wrote:
Idle curiosity: Do those comic-book breasts evoke sexual thoughts in males? I mean, do any of you want to put your hands on those?
Serious question. Really. I guess what I want to know is: at what size do the boobaroos stop being luscious and just become ludicrous--even repulsive? Ever?
Uh, no, they're yucky. I like a woman's breasts to be in proportion to her body, and given my druthers, with the nipples looking at me (at my FACE! not my PENIS!) and not all hangy like a flapjack nailed to a wall. I like them when the owner carries them with pride and confidence, irrespective of their size.
That said, however, the best pair of tits for most men is the pair currently in their hands.
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#7 2008-06-05 09:15:51
As long as they are big enough to motorboat with them, they are big enough.
They should give breast measurements in "Hermes". A Herme is defined as a "cubic mouthful". Use water displacement to measure.
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#8 2008-06-05 09:59:59
George Orr wrote:
Idle curiosity: Do those comic-book breasts evoke sexual thoughts in males? I mean, do any of you want to put your hands on those?
Serious question. Really. I guess what I want to know is: at what size do the boobaroos stop being luscious and just become ludicrous--even repulsive? Ever?
Long before they ever reach this woman's girth, is my observation (another article on her here). My guess is it's pretty much the same with asses, cocks, etc. Some things are interesting, even stimulating, to look at, but then what are you actually going to do with oversized appendages?
If she's spending a lot of time on her back, it's because Maxi's neck hurts. How does she sleep? How does she even BREATHE with 40 extra pounds on her chest?
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#9 2008-06-05 12:45:57
I guess what I want to know is: at what size do the boobaroos stop being luscious and just become ludicrous--even repulsive? Ever?
No precise upper limit, but a if you can't contain a breast in two hands, it is too large to be appealling. Another strong personal preference -- au naturel. Most cosmetically enhanced breasts leave me thinking of surgery, the odd bulges, the lack of satisfying bounce, etc. I prefer sagging to the cantaloupes-on-a-stick look.
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#10 2008-06-05 13:13:03
I'm pretty much with Fled here. The old saying "any more than a mouthful is wasted" probably leaves a little (more) to be desired. However, regarding Georgi's question, "..you want to put your hands on those?". My answer is "sure". I mean why pass up the chance to fondle world record holder Boobzilla? Would a boner be in the mix? Probably not.
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#11 2008-06-05 14:33:59
George Orr wrote:
Idle curiosity: Do those comic-book breasts evoke sexual thoughts in males? I mean, do any of you want to put your hands on those?
Serious question. Really. I guess what I want to know is: at what size do the boobaroos stop being luscious and just become ludicrous--even repulsive? Ever?
My eleven-year-old, who fancies himself a breast man, said they were too large and looked like "huge tumors."
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#12 2008-06-05 14:59:21
pALEPHx wrote:
My guess is it's pretty much the same with asses, cocks, etc. Some things are interesting, even stimulating, to look at, but then what are you actually going to do with oversized appendages?
Tom of Finland, et al, is a good example. I like his work and it's certainly sparked a few fantasies, but I can't imagine what I'd do if actually confronted with someone with such proportions. Other than laughing, I mean.
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#14 2008-06-05 16:29:30
George Orr wrote:
Idle curiosity: Do those comic-book breasts evoke sexual thoughts in males? I mean, do any of you want to put your hands on those?
Serious question. Really. I guess what I want to know is: at what size do the boobaroos stop being luscious and just become ludicrous--even repulsive? Ever?
I like e'm squishy! Big, small, round, pointy, pink, brown, red, perky, saggy, bouncy and squishy!
*frap*frap*
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#15 2008-06-05 17:22:39
whosasailorthen wrote:
Those folks at Guinness have obviously never met Chelsea...
Fucking hell...they hang off her chest like medicine balls, and her nipples are wall-eyed. That's about as unattractive as a pair of tits can get. (Before 80.)
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#16 2008-06-05 17:53:31
Large breasts are fine. You just have to cook them longer.
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#17 2008-06-05 17:58:59
outhere wrote:
George Orr wrote:
Idle curiosity: Do those comic-book breasts evoke sexual thoughts in males? I mean, do any of you want to put your hands on those?
Serious question. Really. I guess what I want to know is: at what size do the boobaroos stop being luscious and just become ludicrous--even repulsive? Ever?I like e'm squishy! Big, small, round, pointy, pink, brown, red, perky, saggy, bouncy and squishy!
*frap*frap*
Dude, I like 'em squishy too, but what's with the *frap*frap*? Are you making coffee?
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#18 2008-06-05 18:29:30
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
outhere wrote:
George Orr wrote:
Idle curiosity: Do those comic-book breasts evoke sexual thoughts in males? I mean, do any of you want to put your hands on those?
Serious question. Really. I guess what I want to know is: at what size do the boobaroos stop being luscious and just become ludicrous--even repulsive? Ever?I like e'm squishy! Big, small, round, pointy, pink, brown, red, perky, saggy, bouncy and squishy!
*frap*frap*Dude, I like 'em squishy too, but what's with the *frap*frap*? Are you making coffee?
It only goes "fap, fap!" when it's hard, Wilbert. I'm told it goes "frap, frap!" when it's all floppy and ends up slapping the other leg when you're flogging it.
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#19 2008-06-05 18:37:57
whosasailorthen wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
outhere wrote:
I like e'm squishy! Big, small, round, pointy, pink, brown, red, perky, saggy, bouncy and squishy!
*frap*frap*Dude, I like 'em squishy too, but what's with the *frap*frap*? Are you making coffee?
It only goes "fap, fap!" when it's hard, Wilbert. I'm told it goes "frap, frap!" when it's all floppy and ends up slapping the other leg when you're flogging it.
Thanks for the clarification, Whosat. Mine's never been floppy, so I wouldn't know.
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#20 2008-06-05 21:32:04
Taint wrote:
Tom of Finland, et al, is a good example. I like his work and it's certainly sparked a few fantasies, but I can't imagine what I'd do if actually confronted with someone with such proportions. Other than laughing, I mean.
That sorta thing occurred to me, yeah. Also that there's usenet trade (and some websites, I suppose, R-34 and all) in "morphed" images of both males and females. This is more than your garden variety 'Shopping. I find the results both ludicrous and repellant.
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#21 2008-06-05 22:27:07
George Orr wrote:
Idle curiosity: Do those comic-book breasts evoke sexual thoughts in males? I mean, do any of you want to put your hands on those?
Serious question. Really. I guess what I want to know is: at what size do the boobaroos stop being luscious and just become ludicrous--even repulsive? Ever?
I have to say, this got some responses.
She looks crippled to me. Why would anyone want that?
Small to medium, proportional please. Overly large, eh.
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#22 2008-06-06 22:04:09
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Dude, I like 'em squishy too, but what's with the *frap*frap*? Are you making coffee?
Peyronie men go *frap. Now the cat is out of the bag. I hope you're happy!
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#23 2008-06-06 23:12:10
outhere wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Dude, I like 'em squishy too, but what's with the *frap*frap*? Are you making coffee?
Peyronie men go *frap. Now the cat is out of the bag. I hope you're happy!
Ahh.. That explains the sound in the washroom off the Oval Office a few years back.
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