I AWSO ANJOYD THIS ANSER:

PLUG HIS ***!!! PUT A DIPER ON HIM DO SOMETHIN!!! IM SO SORRY! BUT I'M KIND OF LAUGHIN MY SELF ASK THE QUESTION IN A LITTLE MORE SETTLE WAY!!!!!

Yeah, it NEVER gets old.  I am re-reading it for like the 10th time now.  I posted it years ago on cruel, and have seen it resurface in many places since then.  It's a Poopy-Staple if you will...

Heck, it's like the turd that won't flush.  HEH HEH

I would like to add #3:

and DON'T TALK ABOUT IT ONLINE!!!

Now that my cleaning items are ready, I stand up and place one foot up on the edge of the tub or on the toilet. The Higher the better because the higher the more the spread of things if you get my meaning. I then bend forward and things begin to swing freely and spread more. My belly that can be really big an heavy because of fluid at times swings away from my body and to the side giving a clear path through the front of my legs to the back to do what cleaning I need to do. And, my cleaning items give me the reach I need. With the brush turned side way (the bristles of the brush under the towel facing my left or right inner thigh) I do the push and pull action through the cheeks of my buttock. I am careful not to pull too far foward to prevent getting any waste in the vaginal area which can cause an infection (guys don not have to worry much about this).

#5 If your ass is so big that you have to worry about getting shit in your vagina while whiping, Don't eat so fucking much.

Roger_That wrote:

I am careful not to pull too far foward to prevent getting any waste in the vaginal area which can cause an infection (guys don not have to worry much about this).

Well, not pre-op, anyway.

Hi Woggah!

Last edited by Montecore (2007-10-18 17:34:50)

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...and I just did.