#2 2008-06-24 00:36:02
Ummmm..... That's a little too close for comfort!!!! I've even got sunglasses that look like that!!!
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#3 2008-06-24 12:32:00
Great call Sofie!
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#4 2008-06-24 12:57:29
Yeah, that pretty much sums up the Dirckman, except there should have been a part about picking up some barely legal chick in the bar and offering to take her on a road trip in exchange for sexual favors.
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#5 2008-06-24 13:46:14
I think the stab-wound fucking was a nice touch.
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#6 2008-06-24 14:15:15
I just hope he uses a condom. You can catch some serious nasties doing that.
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#7 2008-06-24 14:47:04
When I was a child, my favorite uncle was Uncle Caveman. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave, and sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on, we found out he was a bear.
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#8 2008-06-24 14:55:20
Karma has bitten my ass for bagging on my old buddy Dirckman.
A carrier just ruined 5 brand fucking new Audis of my best customer. I'm not liable, but it's gonna be bad in the long run.
I'm soooooorrrrry, Dirck.
I know you don't really fuck the stab wounds of homeless people.
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#9 2008-06-24 15:15:43
I wonder what the bartender's pubic hairs taste like.
Well, when you see that black triangle backing off, then slamming forward, again and again, as you're choking on cock, you'll know.
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#10 2008-06-24 15:16:19
sofaking wrote:
Karma has bitten my ass for bagging on my old buddy Dirckman.
Well, that does it. Clark County CPS is coming to give Sofakid to Dirckman to raise. First gifts to his new ward: A pair of aviator sunglasses and a gravity knife. He'll be so much happier in his new home.
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#11 2008-06-24 16:20:03
sofaking wrote:
Karma has bitten my ass for bagging on my old buddy Dirckman.
A carrier just ruined 5 brand fucking new Audis of my best customer. I'm not liable, but it's gonna be bad in the long run.
Oh, geez. Bad, bad luck. You have my sympathy, as I've nothing else to offer you. It's gonna be bad for a while but you'll weather it.
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#12 2008-06-24 17:00:37
sofaking wrote:
Karma has bitten my ass for bagging on my old buddy Dirckman.
A carrier just ruined 5 brand fucking new Audis of my best customer. I'm not liable, but it's gonna be bad in the long run.
I'm soooooorrrrry, Dirck.
I know you don't really fuck the stab wounds of homeless people.
Does he want to sell one of them? I'm looking for a good deal on an A6!
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#13 2008-06-24 20:49:04
headkicker_girl wrote:
sofaking wrote:
Karma has bitten my ass for bagging on my old buddy Dirckman.
A carrier just ruined 5 brand fucking new Audis of my best customer. I'm not liable, but it's gonna be bad in the long run.
I'm soooooorrrrry, Dirck.
I know you don't really fuck the stab wounds of homeless people.Does he want to sell one of them? I'm looking for a good deal on an A6!
Yeah, he had 10 sent in from California, and he does internet deals.
They're gonna be fixed up, but yeah, I'll steer you to a deal. And help you transport it to Chicago.
Check yer messages.
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