headkicker_girl wrote:

Now Keyes will have to bring twice the crazy.

Wait--we still have Kucinich, don't we?!  Whew.

You can always vote for Colbert...

http://www.wikiality.com/Main_Page

Dang. That means the consistently amusing "Blogs 4 Brownbeck" will have to close. In other news, the sun was returned to its rightful position at the center of the solar system.

I didn’t know he married Donna from That 70’s Show.

I like the fact that she wears stuff around her neck all the time... she's definitely into kink.

headkicker_girl wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

I like the fact that she wears stuff around her neck all the time... she's definitely into kink.

I think it shows that she's a Stepford wife and not quite human.  It really is the only plausible explanation for their union.

Supposedly he is hung like a horse and is an all around good guy.  She does look the dominatrix type, and I say... [size=?]That is alright![/size]

Dmtdust wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

I like the fact that she wears stuff around her neck all the time... she's definitely into kink.

I think it shows that she's a Stepford wife and not quite human.  It really is the only plausible explanation for their union.

Supposedly he is hung like a horse and is an all around good guy.  She does look the dominatrix type, and I say... [size=?]That is alright![/size]

Wow.  I wonder if he uses one of these?

Reminds me of Alan Zweibel's story about Uncle Miltie...

"Milton Berle took a liking to me and gravitated to me," Saturday Night Live writer Alan Zweibel once recalled, "I think because in the early seventies, I had written all these jokes for Catskill comics. And I wrote jokes for a lot of the Friars Club roasts, where Uncle Miltie was usually the roastmaster... I learned early on that he was the guy with the big dick, one of the biggest in show business. So I started writing big dick jokes about him for these Friars roasts.
"Now fast-fonvard a few years and I'm in Milton Berle's dressing room at Saturday Night Live. He's sitting on a couch behind a coffee table and he's wearing a very short kind of bathrobe, the kind that comes down to about midthigh. And somehow I just say to him, 'You know, it's so weird that I'm here talking to you, because for years I was writing jokes about your dick.' I said, 'I wrote all these jokes about your cock and now I'm talking to you - I feel like there's some violation or something here.'

He says to me: 'You mean you never saw it?' I said, 'Uh, no, I don't believe I did.' Then he said, 'Well, would you like to?' And before I had a chance to say, 'Not really' or 'Can I think about it?' or whatever, he parts his bathrobe and he just takes out this - this anaconda. He lays it on the table and I'm looking into this thing, right? I'm looking into the head of Milton Berle's dick. It was enormous. It was like a pepperoni. And he goes, 'What do you think of the boy?' And I'm looking right at it and I go, 'Oh, it's really, really nice.'

"At which point Gilda [SNL cast member Gilda Radner] opens the door to the dressing room. It's like an 'I Love Lucy' sketch, but this honestly happened! She opens the door to his dressing room just in time to see me looking into his dick saying, 'Yeah, it's really, really nice.'

"I tell Milton, 'I'll talk to you later,' closed the door, and left..."

Dick Shawn described being in the steam room with Berle this way, "I didn’t have my glasses on. I thought he had a small child standing next to him… until I realized it was his cock."

She's hiding an adam's apple....

whosasailorthen wrote:

Oh, yeah, man... he's definitely got the "Hey babe, I can't wait to get you home and tie your ass up" look....

I would bet big money the he rather than she is the bottom.  But let me add, HK, that she is quite a bit beyond hot, Stepford or not.

Last edited by Fled (2007-10-19 08:38:52)

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