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Zookeeper · 2008-07-11 15:27:51

What's the most unfortunate name you can document?

Note: Asian names are too easy. Low scores are given to names like "Wang Low", "Wan Suk Yoo", "Chew Kok", etc.

Taint · 2008-07-11 15:42:50

How about Dick Axelrod, member of the Myrtle Beach Car Club and the proud owner of a beautiful 1951 Ford Victoria?

Scotty · 2008-07-11 15:54:08

NASCAR's own:

When Viagra began sponsoring a car I always hoped against hope they would hire him.

Last edited by Scotty (2008-07-11 15:55:25)

phreddy · 2008-07-11 18:34:49

Dick Hunt is an engineer I knew in a past life.

Last edited by Dmtdust (2008-07-11 18:38:59)

tojo2000 · 2008-07-11 19:18:19

phreddy wrote:
Dick Hunt is an engineer I knew in a past life.

I new I guy named Scott Hunt whose middle name was Michael, but I have no documentation.

Emmeran · 2008-07-11 19:27:11

Because I'm in IT I knew, and I shit you not, a:

Norbert Faget

and a:

Berna Babbayigit

(both were traders in our Munich office)

I always hoped that one day the two would marry . . . .

oh yeah - we also had a BeeJay Ugale in our Newport Beach office, such an unfortunate name for a girl.

*all of the above are Googleable, altho my spelling might be off a little.

tojo2000 · 2008-07-11 19:34:46

We had a lady at a former job whose last name was Verga, which I'm sure the cleaning staff found hilarious.

whosasailorthen · 2008-07-11 19:36:14

My dad went to school with a girl named Ophelia Pyles. I didn't believe him until he proved it by showing me his yearbook. Sure 'nuf.

He also went to school with Wink Martindale. Wink had a brother that used to get really tan in the summertime, and he got so brown that after a while everybody started calling him "Nigger Martindale". And I mean EVERYBODY called him that. For years. Always wondered what happened to that guy.