#1 2007-10-20 23:26:39

Since the migration to High-Street, we have:

- An easy-to-read tabular format
- A working search function
- Archives to search (in their formative stages, it is true)
- A working edit function

And reads counts I haven't seen since early 2006.

Kudos, Sofie, Woggah, and/or whoever else is making all this work.

Last edited by Montecore (2007-10-20 23:28:35)

Offline

 

#2 2007-10-20 23:31:08

Yeah, there's just no way that rcade could ever have gotten the Cruel site to provide such functionality.  I mean, how much did this forum software cost?  Must have been in the thousands...

Offline

 

#3 2007-10-20 23:32:54

I had to kill the community in order to save it.

Offline

 

#4 2007-10-20 23:35:06

The selectable skins are nice, the search function leaves a bit to be desired, however I understand the Soon To Be Rolled Out New and Improved High-Street has many improved features.

As to read counts... ... huh?

Offline

 

#5 2007-10-20 23:38:31

opsec wrote:

As to read counts... ... huh?

Opie:

If you click on the "High Street" link at the left of the page, you get the posts in tabular format, as of Cruel yore.  There's a column labeled "Views", which gives you the reads count.

Offline

 

#6 2007-10-20 23:42:30

I'm referring to you comparing them to 2006 read counts at cruel.  I have no numbers but that would surprise the sewage out of me.

Offline

 

#7 2007-10-20 23:47:44

opsec wrote:

I'm referring to you comparing them to 2006 read counts at cruel.  I have no numbers but that would surprise the sewage out of me.

Opie:

Forgive me for a somewhat sweeping statement.  My subjective impression is that Cruel reads counts fell off beginning at some point last year, and I know they dropped to sadly amazing lows this year.  After the site's final redesign, there were no more reads counts, and it would surprise the sewage out of me if that was a co-inkydink.  Also, if you'll think about it, it's been a while since there was any real action this late at night.

Last edited by Montecore (2007-10-20 23:49:12)

Offline

 

#8 2007-10-21 00:25:56

It's fucking wonderful.

Offline

 

#9 2007-10-21 00:27:06

rcade wrote:

I had to kill the community in order to save it.

No hard feelings.  We'll all be over tomorrow afternoon after church to watch the game with you.

Offline

 

#10 2007-10-21 00:29:53

DId someone say late night action? What did Woggah post her promissed happy winking starfish collection and I missed it?


Ah the new cruel, same as the old cruel.
I don't know whether to weep with joy or despair at the way the more things change the more they stay the same.

Must we be consigned to relive our lot over again once more?  Is this really my beautiful house? Shall I resign myself to the fates comfortally knowing that my pet Ouroboros ain't ever getting out the gate to roam free?

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/4808/0ouroborosee3.jpg

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/1632/ouroborosartqc0.jpg

Offline

 

#11 2007-10-21 00:36:13

rcade wrote:

I had to kill the community in order to save it.

Sinner that I am, you'll always be Pope Cade to me.  You started this community, ran a fine board, and then were gracious enough to help the migration. 

Please don't put the archives on Ebay.

Offline

 

#12 2007-10-21 01:33:50

opsec wrote:

Please don't put the archives on Ebay.

He should conduct a silent auction and sell them to the hiighest bidder from registered cruel users.

Offline

 

#13 2007-10-21 07:46:46

rcade wrote:

I had to kill the community in order to save it.

Was it the 'Final Solution?'

I just figured (and wondered aloud to certain members) if you just didn't want to avoid two weeks of baby rape and livestock violations. I don't blame you, and I never will.

Offline

 

#14 2007-10-21 13:12:35

opsec wrote:

I'm referring to you comparing them to 2006 read counts at cruel.  I have no numbers but that would surprise the sewage out of me.

We get it, OPS, your tsunami post brought the server down.  Sheesh.  :)

Offline

 

#15 2007-10-21 13:32:06

Well, I'll always be grateful to Rcade. If it weren't for Cruel, I would never have been graced by the insightful wisdom of you diptards. It's a little like a case of syphilis that never clears up.

Offline

 

#16 2007-10-21 14:02:19

If you guys have requests for new features, you should post them soonest. We'll be making modifications to the code soon and it would be better to know what all we want to do ahead of time and can plan accordingly. I hate feature creep.

Offline

 

#17 2007-10-21 14:06:52

orangeplus wrote:

If you guys have requests for new features, you should post them soonest. We'll be making modifications to the code soon and it would be better to know what all we want to do ahead of time and can plan accordingly. I hate feature creep.

I want a feature that prevents me from posting stupid shit when I'm stoned.

Offline

 

#18 2007-10-21 14:41:16

Taint wrote:

Well, I'll always be grateful to Rcade. If it weren't for Cruel, I would never have been graced by the insightful wisdom of you diptards. It's a little like a case of syphilis that never clears up.

But the upside is that later stage syphliis causes dementia that from all accounts is quite pleasant.

Offline

 

#19 2007-10-21 14:45:31

Headkicker...  You seem to know a lot about this kind of stuff, could I send you a photo of a festering penile sore and get your opinion on it?

Offline

 

#20 2007-10-21 14:48:12

orangeplus wrote:

If you guys have requests for new features, you should post them soonest. We'll be making modifications to the code soon and it would be better to know what all we want to do ahead of time and can plan accordingly. I hate feature creep.

Make the background black and the font color green.  And remove the edit and search functions.  Nobody really needs those anyway.  And remove the tabular format for viewing threads.  In fact, re-do the whole layout to make it more of a blogging style site.  If anyone complains tell them it is so that the site will make more money.

Offline

 

#21 2007-10-21 14:51:00

I think that the image on the homepage should be of my penis......   That would really increase the female to male ratio at this place...

Offline

 

#22 2007-10-21 14:52:02

Zookeeper wrote:

Make the background black and the font color green.  And remove the edit and search functions.  Nobody really needs those anyway.  And remove the tabular format for viewing threads.  In fact, re-do the whole layout to make it more of a blogging style site.  If anyone complains tell them it is so that the site will make more money.

Zookie, you gotta let go.

Offline

 

#23 2007-10-21 14:58:04

Dirckman wrote:

I think that the image on the homepage should be of my penis......   That would really increase the female to male ratio at this place...

No, that would just bring Queerboy back.

Offline

 

#24 2007-10-21 14:59:23

Taint wrote:

Zookeeper wrote:

Make the background black and the font color green.  And remove the edit and search functions.  Nobody really needs those anyway.  And remove the tabular format for viewing threads.  In fact, re-do the whole layout to make it more of a blogging style site.  If anyone complains tell them it is so that the site will make more money.

Zookie, you gotta let go.

Never.  These things need to fester.

Offline

 

#25 2007-10-21 15:03:22

It doesn't have to be that way, Zooks. There is help.

http://www.mesothel.com/images/saller_tumor2.jpg

Offline

 

#26 2007-10-21 15:15:26

Dirckman wrote:

Headkicker...  You seem to know a lot about this kind of stuff, could I send you a photo of a festering penile sore and get your opinion on it?

Sure, I'll compare it to my database of diseased penii and get right back to you.

Offline

 

#27 2007-10-21 16:21:43

orangeplus wrote:

If you guys have requests for new features, you should post them soonest.

I do have ONE, hopefully minor, request:  Is there a way to make embedded links more visible?  They look just like normal text now, which makes them very easy to miss.  Just underlining would do.

Last edited by George Orr (2007-10-21 16:22:16)

Offline

 

#28 2007-10-21 16:27:39

Believe it or not, George, this is -not- yet an asshat here.

http://z002.ig.com.br/ig/38/60/186812/b … ubgirl.jpg

Note the underlining!

No, no need to thank me...

Offline

 

#29 2007-10-21 16:34:49

Does anyone have a tubgirl picture without the vag edited out?

Offline

 

#30 2007-10-21 16:53:57

rcade wrote:

I had to kill the community in order to save it.

bwahahahha.

Offline

 

Board footer

cruelery.com