#2 2008-10-30 12:39:45
The question was deleted within minutes of my seeing it. Ah, the triumph of sex ed in our schools. Oh, wait...
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#3 2008-10-30 12:40:10
how was dinno formed?
making fun of people on Yahoo answers is like shooting fish in a barrel.
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#4 2008-10-30 12:50:26
jesusluvspegging wrote:
how was dinno formed?
making fun of people on Yahoo answers is like shooting fish in a barrel.
Yeah, I LOVE shooting fish in a barrel- my all time favorite sport.
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#5 2008-10-30 12:53:32
Bigcat wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
how was dinno formed?
making fun of people on Yahoo answers is like shooting fish in a barrel.Yeah, I LOVE shooting fish in a barrel- my all time favorite sport.
I got my start using a splatter shield, but lately I've come to enjoy the subtle pleasure of picking roe out of my hair.
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#6 2008-10-30 12:58:19
jesusluvspegging wrote:
how was dinno formed?
making fun of people on Yahoo answers is like shooting fish in a barrel.
Yeah, it's almost as easy as a McCain/Palin rally.
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#7 2008-10-30 13:02:17
NO STOP IT NO NO NO FUCK YOU BITCH STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT YOU'VE GOT A DOZEN PERFECTLY GOOD POLITICAL THREADS TAKE IT TO THEM.
lowercase words
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#8 2008-10-30 13:23:29
jesusluvspegging wrote:
NO STOP IT NO NO NO FUCK YOU BITCH STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT YOU'VE GOT A DOZEN PERFECTLY GOOD POLITICAL THREADS TAKE IT TO THEM.
lowercase words
hehe...jus' spreadin' the luv.
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#9 2008-10-30 13:35:11
headkicker_girl wrote:
hehe...jus' spreadin' the luv.
I'm openly weeping now. Is that what you wanted? Are you happy now that you've made Jesus cry?
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#10 2008-10-30 15:54:27
headkicker_girl wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
how was dinno formed?
making fun of people on Yahoo answers is like shooting fish in a barrel.Yeah, it's almost as easy as a McCain/Palin rally.
I'm so fucking proud to live in this area. I actually know the guy with the monkey thing. He isn't allowed into any drinking establishments here in town because he starts fights, then gets beat up, then sues. He took a piss on the floor of the VFW one Friday night and 2 of the guys there rubbed his nose in it and threw him outside. Good times.
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#11 2008-10-30 16:36:20
Bigcat wrote:
headkicker_girl wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
how was dinno formed?
making fun of people on Yahoo answers is like shooting fish in a barrel.Yeah, it's almost as easy as a McCain/Palin rally.
I'm so fucking proud to live in this area. I actually know the guy with the monkey thing. He isn't allowed into any drinking establishments here in town because he starts fights, then gets beat up, then sues. He took a piss on the floor of the VFW one Friday night and 2 of the guys there rubbed his nose in it and threw him outside. Good times.
Invite him over to High-Street. He'd make a good buddy for Ptah.
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#12 2008-10-30 17:33:19
Bigcat wrote:
I'm so fucking proud to live in this area. I actually know the guy with the monkey thing. He isn't allowed into any drinking establishments here in town because he starts fights, then gets beat up, then sues. He took a piss on the floor of the VFW one Friday night and 2 of the guys there rubbed his nose in it and threw him outside. Good times.
Dude...you've got my sympathy.
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#13 2008-10-30 19:09:04
The real question is, how do you NOT shoot it out. Sometimes it just bubbles out and coats the head of my dick like the frosting on a cupcake, but other times it ends up on the wall behind my head, or on my face and up my nostrils. Does K-tel or some other great American company make a Handy Dandy Cum Catcher? If not, maybe we should work on that here, patent it, and give the proceeds to Choad. And by proceeds I mean the money. Not the...you know.
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#14 2008-10-30 19:42:59
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
The real question is, how do you NOT shoot it out. Sometimes it just bubbles out and coats the head of my dick like the frosting on a cupcake, but other times it ends up on the wall behind my head, or on my face and up my nostrils. Does K-tel or some other great American company make a Handy Dandy Cum Catcher? If not, maybe we should work on that here, patent it, and give the proceeds to Choad. And by proceeds I mean the money. Not the...you know.
Great idea
www.trojancondoms.com
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#15 2008-10-30 20:54:22
Condoms? To jerk off? Every condom made to fit my mighty member wastes a barrel of precious petroleum, or the entire length of a sheep's intestine. I have them flown in from Brobdingnag, and they're extremely expensive. It's not like I'm Ptah - I can't use a finger cot.
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#16 2008-10-31 09:34:11
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
The real question is, how do you NOT shoot it out.
I find that a hose clamp works wonders.
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