#1 2008-11-07 21:50:40

Car buff posts photos of his vehicle and fugly posing girlfriend.

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#2 2008-11-07 21:56:29

karenw wrote:

Car buff posts photos of his vehicle and fugly posing girlfriend.

OMG that is an ugly, slow car.


Take what woman you can get but at least have good taste in cars...

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#3 2008-11-07 21:59:38

and then there is this guy's sig:

5 feet 6 inches @ 173 lbs (cutting since 12/28/07)
Fighting for Manlets everywhere!

Incline Bench 225lbs x 9
Flat Bench 250lbs x 6
Standing Military Press 175 x 1 (yay finally repped bw)
Barbell Row 235 x 8 (used straps)
Pullups x 15 max
Barbell Curl 100 x 10
Stiff Leg Deadlift-300 x 5 (used straps/not max)
MANLET POWER!!!

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#4 2008-11-07 22:00:34

I can't decide if the guy's dating a vampire or a zombie.  Can someone be both?

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#5 2008-11-07 22:15:24

It is a whole world of fail.  Boy, there is a huge black hole sucking in the universe right in the middle of his brain.

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#6 2008-11-07 23:10:27

"i would ride that! edit: only the car brah"

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#7 2008-11-08 00:04:53

karenw wrote:

Car buff posts photos of his vehicle and fugly posing girlfriend.

Clearly that's a dude...a trans(am)sexual, vampire(hybrid) dude.

The dog looks embarrassed to be in the same photo.

Last edited by headkicker_girl (2008-11-08 00:06:12)

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#8 2008-11-08 00:13:20

She puts the anus in heinous.

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#9 2008-11-08 00:18:44

Damn, y'all fucked up.  She didn't ask for that face and paper bags are cheap.

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#10 2008-11-08 00:20:06

She's got that same weird expression in every photo...  I can imagine one photo going bad and catching that look on an off moment, but seriously, every picture?

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#11 2008-11-08 00:21:14

5'6" and 173 sounds a bit overweight to me.  I'm thinking steroids and retained water weight, except his other numbers don't seem to support it.

Second guess: beefy shoulders and biceps and a beer gut with spindly legs.  Note the lack of a statistic for his squats - clearly a sign of someone who's Bad at Weightlifting.

Last edited by jesusluvspegging (2008-11-08 00:23:06)

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#12 2008-11-08 00:23:05

I thought guys thought Asian chicks are hot.

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#13 2008-11-08 00:24:50

Oh, God, I looked at the link.  That face is gonna haunt my nightmares tonight.

...which is probably an improvement from the usual fare.

...and what's with the bruise on her leg?

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#14 2008-11-08 00:24:56

Emmeran wrote:

Damn, y'all fucked up.  She didn't ask for that face and paper bags are cheap.

1.  The face wouldn't be so bad if she'd lose the vampire makeup.

2.  She's trying too hard to look hot.  The expression on her face looks like she's either sneering, or she was in a car accident and has some facial paralysis.  Also, she is thin, but her body's not that great without clothing.  Sometimes it's better to leave things to the imagination.

3.  When your boyfriend is stupid enough to post said train wreck next to his piece of shit car, you open yourself up to whatever scrutiny comes your way (kinda like vetting yourself for VP when you don't know that Africa is a continent).

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#15 2008-11-08 00:25:58

sofaking wrote:

I thought guys thought Asian chicks are hot.

Not asian vampire transvestites.  That's a separate fetish.

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#16 2008-11-08 00:28:23

headkicker_girl wrote:

sofaking wrote:

I thought guys thought Asian chicks are hot.

Not asian vampire transvestites.  That's a separate fetish.

Really - is there a website for that??

Just curious ya'know?

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#17 2008-11-08 00:32:49

jesusluvspegging wrote:

5'6" and 173 sounds a bit overweight to me.  I'm thinking steroids and retained water weight, except his other numbers don't seem to support it.

Second guess: beefy shoulders and biceps and a beer gut with spindly legs.  Note the lack of a statistic for his squats - clearly a sign of someone who's Bad at Weightlifting.

Nah - muscle is heavy - I've weighed in as heavy as 235 @ 6'1" with 8%. but his numbers were weak for the size, normally short stature indicates minimal limb length providing the ability for heavier weights and highter reps.  But I could do that shit in my sleep even now, and I'm old and bald.

besides - what kind of confidenceless egomaniac do you have to be to put that shit in your sig?

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#18 2008-11-08 00:33:16

Emmeran wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:

sofaking wrote:

I thought guys thought Asian chicks are hot.

Not asian vampire transvestites.  That's a separate fetish.

Really - is there a website for that??

Just curious ya'know?

Hmmmm....I see another money-making venture for high-street...amish asian transvestite vampire rape-fantasy videos.

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#19 2008-11-08 00:35:30

Emmeran wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

5'6" and 173 sounds a bit overweight to me.  I'm thinking steroids and retained water weight, except his other numbers don't seem to support it.

Second guess: beefy shoulders and biceps and a beer gut with spindly legs.  Note the lack of a statistic for his squats - clearly a sign of someone who's Bad at Weightlifting.

Nah - muscle is heavy - I've weighed in as heavy as 235 @ 6'1" with 8%. but his numbers were weak for the size, normally short stature indicates minimal limb length providing the ability for heavier weights and highter reps.  But I could do that shit in my sleep even now, and I'm old and bald.

besides - what kind of confidenceless egomaniac do you have to be to put that shit in your sig?

It's a bodybuilding forum.

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#20 2008-11-08 01:34:38

tojo2000 wrote:

It's a bodybuilding forum.

My bad, I assumed it was either an ugly GF or Slow Car forum (where the hell is Dirckman?)

and the knock-on is . . . why is KarenW trolling bodybuilding forums?

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#21 2008-11-08 02:09:43

Emmeran wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

It's a bodybuilding forum.

My bad, I assumed it was either an ugly GF or Slow Car forum (where the hell is Dirckman?)

and the knock-on is . . . why is KarenW trolling bodybuilding forums?

I'll do what I can...  Here's the Ferrari 612 Scaglietti...

http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-2007/2007-Hamann-Ferrari-612-Scaglietti-Side-1280x960.jpg

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#22 2008-11-08 02:56:19

Thank you, made me smile (which is not a pretty sight even by my daughters admission)

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#23 2008-11-08 04:14:38

headkicker_girl wrote:

when you don't know that Africa is a continent).

Africa's a continent?

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#24 2008-11-08 05:30:15

Taint wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:

when you don't know that Africa is a continent).

Africa's a continent?

Urinecontinent.

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#25 2008-11-08 08:02:05

Emmeran wrote:

and the knock-on is . . . why is KarenW trolling bodybuilding forums?

Actually, I found it via an aggregator, which allows me to unearth such gems in those corners of the internets I don't usually visit.

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#26 2008-11-08 12:42:42

sofaking wrote:

I thought guys thought Asian chicks are hot.

Well, yeah.  But only the hot ones...

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#27 2008-11-08 15:15:55

jesusluvspegging wrote:

...and what's with the bruise on her leg?

She was spotting.

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#28 2008-11-08 15:18:14

pALEPHx wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

...and what's with the bruise on her leg?

She was spotting.

That's terrible.  You can't wear a maxi pad with a bikini.  What does that have to do with bruising, though?

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