High Street at Cruelery.com - The Web's Bitter Afterbirth / Putrid Sex Object

sofaking · 2007-10-29 14:59:34

This is the worst thing I have ever seen. Ever.

Enjoy.

http://www.thistleharlequin.com/home.html

opsec · 2007-10-29 15:09:31

sofaking wrote:
This is the worst thing I have ever seen. Ever.

Damn. It's on my top ten list.

pALEPHx · 2007-10-29 15:12:11

Whassat, the "Flair Bitch Project?" Why can't Marilyn Crocker afford decent lighting?

headkicker_girl · 2007-10-29 15:22:36

It didn't really turn my stomach...I'm more of a vomit and shit pushes it over the edge for me kinda gal.

tojo2000 · 2007-10-29 15:34:29

Huzzah for raising the bar of putrescence!

Taint · 2007-10-29 15:37:12

Oh, for Christ's sake, Sofie. Who hasn't gotten dolled up in drag and fucked a skinned cow's head? How can you be so sheltered?

WilberCuntLicker · 2007-10-29 16:07:04

GROSS! - it's a GUY!

sofaking · 2007-10-29 16:11:02

WilberCuntLicker wrote:
GROSS! - it's a GUY!

Are you saying then that it would be sexy if it were a woman?

WilberCuntLicker · 2007-10-29 16:17:40

sofaking wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
GROSS! - it's a GUY!
Are you saying then that it would be sexy if it were a woman?

Hell yes!

Roger_That · 2007-10-29 16:27:09

I'm distressed that I cannot look at this at work.

Eh, probably better off...

George Orr · 2007-10-29 18:14:19

Sofa, as bad as this video is, your "Don't Stop Believin'" video is a hundred times worse.

You know it's true.

DoucheEllington · 2007-10-29 19:01:12

That made me hungry for lasagna.

Can be a "back page" where super fucked-up things like this can be singled out for attention but not rubbed in the noses of first-time visitors?

George Orr · 2007-10-29 19:11:20

DoucheEllington wrote:
Can be a "back page" where super fucked-up things like this can be singled out for attention but not rubbed in the noses of first-time visitors?

Ooh, High Street's Back Alley. I like this idea.

XregnaR · 2007-10-29 16:21:52

"artists" are so fucking annoying.

If you can't walk in those fucking shoes, wear some sandals or something.

If you're going to go to those lengths to try and gross me out, where is the money shot?

On a side thought, imagine what the parents did to make him turn out like that.

XregnaR · 2007-10-29 19:22:20

George Orr wrote:
Ooh, High Street's Back Alley. I like this idea.

Back Orifice more like it.

opsec · 2007-10-29 19:24:49

DoucheEllington wrote:
Can be a "back page" where super fucked-up things like this can be singled out for attention but not rubbed in the noses of first-time visitors?

You're in it. Once they venture past the front page, let them abandon all taste.

choad · 2007-10-29 19:50:59

George Orr wrote:
Ooh, High Street's Back Alley. I like this idea.

I registered a new domain name last night with precisely this in mind. Check it out.

http://dailytrainwreck.com

DoucheEllington · 2007-10-29 20:02:21

Before me things great were none, save things
ashatted, and asshats I endure.
All taste abandon ye who enter here.

Some puckerstars in suffering I mocked
A portal's purpose I just abuse
Now I fap to meat trannies: I am bored.

The front page appears to single out particularly entertaining/morbidly entertaining submissions. I would also refer to and enjoy a page collecting & recognizing the dag nastiest, & suspect that it would attract other blue-bottles.

DoucheEllington · 2007-10-29 20:06:11

choad wrote:
George Orr wrote:
Ooh, High Street's Back Alley. I like this idea.
I registered a new domain name last night with precisely this in mind. Check it out.

http://dailytrainwreck.com