#51 2007-10-30 22:12:34

Roger_That wrote:

LittleSlutsey:

Welcome to Elementary School.  I am your teacher, Ms. Intelligent Smartie Tard.  Your first lesson for today is proper spelling and the use of a thesaurus.  After you have grasped these concepts fully and demonstrated their use, please return back for lesson #2:  How to make new friends, and keep them from wanting to tear out your retro-eye-sockets with a ball peen hammer!  Study up!  There will be a quiz at the end of class.

Now, show us your tits and bend over so I can cane your lily white monkeycheeks.

Most Sincerely,

Schoolmarm Woggah

RT:

Are you employed by the  http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:2GtqyT78UgzdUM:http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/2/29/Carpet_muching_1.jpg/300px-Carpet_muching_1.jpg recruiting unit? If so, you deserve a bonus.

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#52 2007-10-30 22:24:27

DoucheEllington wrote:

RT:

Are you employed by the  http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:2Gt … hing_1.jpg recruiting unit? If so, you deserve a bonus.

Sadly (for all women), no.  I like beef bayonettes (especially of the aussie variety).

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#53 2007-10-30 22:38:04

Roger_That wrote:

Sadly (for all women), no.  I like beef bayonettes (especially of the aussie variety).

You still deserve a bonus. http://www.wiskate.com/news/data/upimages/c3po.gif

Plenty of straight women seem to be hell-bent in turning men ghey...

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#54 2007-10-31 08:11:15

Roger_That wrote:

lttlelindsey wrote:

I'd like to know what is so fucking intellegent about comparing boob size. You're the tard here... Oh and news to you smartie pants this is not cruel it's high street. now post something intellegent vapid whore.

You win!!!!!!

Wow, littleslutsey needs to learn sarcasm!  Perhaps you should also learn to spell:

intellIgent.

It's hard to take your insults seriously when you can't spell such a vital word.  And returning an insult with the exact same insult is on par with "I am rubber you are glue..."

LittleSlutsey:



Welcome to Elementary School.  I am your teacher, Ms. Intelligent Smartie Tard.  Your first lesson for today is proper spelling and the use of a thesaurus.  After you have grasped these concepts fully and demonstrated their use, please return back for lesson #2:  How to make new friends, and keep them from wanting to tear out your retro-eye-sockets with a ball peen hammer!  Study up!  There will be a quiz at the end of class.

Now, show us your tits and bend over so I can cane your lily white monkeycheeks.

Most Sincerely,

Schoolmarm Woggah

Woggah, you just made me blow it in my pants.

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