I like the Anubis headed characters.

2700 tons of copper and bronze?  How long do you think it'll be before the methheads are digging up graveyards for copper?

The option they didn't mention of course is taxidermy (actually freeze-drying).  I feel I'll make a handy drink holder for many years after I'm gone. My stuffed corpse will be available on e-bay to offset the liquor bill from the wake.  Just think, you'll be able to dress me up in funny clothes, put my in odd sexual positions and post the pictures to the internet, put a dent in my head for an ashtray, whatever you fancy.  I'll probably be more popular after I'm dead.  This is my plan.

They lost me at the global warming bullshit.

Or this...

http://www.nederlandchamber.org/FrozenDeadGuyDays/

You even get your own party.