It could have been a sample.

Mary Kay makeup is shit. It contains embalming fluid (formaldehyde).

headkicker_girl wrote:

sofaking wrote:

It could have been a sample.

Mary Kay makeup is shit. It contains embalming fluid (formaldehyde).

I always hated Mary Kay cosmetics.  The women who sell them are as creepy as Jehovah's Witnesses.

I haven't worn makeup regularly in years; but once I paid way too much for some Mary Kay and threw it out almost immediately.  It felt like it was made from lard and industrial adhesive.  It smelled like an auto parts store.  Who the hell is still buying that shit?

I live in that neighborhood and if it was a heavy black woman with glasses, she has come to my house a couple of times trying to sell Mary Kay.. but we saw her SUV in our driveway and approached her first. Her blood would be all over my front porch if she pooped on it!!! And she would be cleaning everything up.

What a disgusting pig.


Why am I not surprised?

headkicker_girl wrote:

sofaking wrote:

It could have been a sample.

Mary Kay makeup is shit. It contains embalming fluid (formaldehyde).

I always hated Mary Kay cosmetics.  The women who sell them are as creepy as Jehovah's Witnesses.

When I worked at Rio/Harrah’s selling convention amenities, the Sales Directors had their cult function there.

Actual conversation:

Me: Hi, I’m [redacted], and I will be handling your additional conference needs. If you need anything not included in your contract, like more sodas, snacks, water, or coffee and tea service, please let my assistant know, catering will bring it to you and I can add it to the balance of the contract.

Sales Director: Thank you soooooo much. You’re very pretty.

Me: Uhhhhh….thanks?

Sales Director: Do you use Mary Kay?

Me: No, I’m a MAC addict.

Sales Director: You know, Mary Kay is priced far less than department store cosmetics.

Me: Why don’t we finish with my sales pitch before you set out to convert me?

Sales Director laughs nervously

Last edited by sofaking (2009-01-12 23:02:24)