#1 2009-01-19 14:13:56

"...and I will destroy you!"

A red truck came apart while doing doughnuts during the freestyle competition of Friday night's Monster Jam show, the witnesses said. Debris from the truck flew 30 to 50 feet over a safety barrier into the stands.\

"Parts were falling off and a piece flew up and hit a little boy," Christine Moe told King Television of Seattle.

This is what happens when you let Krispy Kreme get away with promoting choice: retroactive abortions.

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#2 2009-01-19 16:37:31

Video?

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#3 2009-01-19 16:57:05

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#4 2009-01-19 17:12:08

Ridding the world of monster truck fans is a good thing.  But not through violence.

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#5 2009-01-19 17:29:59

...this type of incident has never happened before in the history of Monster Jam events.

It all sounds so, so epic.

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#7 2009-01-21 20:30:56

Reasonable Height Lady, that was awesome. You are a rarety, it's not so often that people sneak in here so unmolested. It would seem that the coming of The One, The Bombing of the Wogs, The Burning of the Dollar, The Resurrection of the Career of Britney Spears and other signs of the Apocalypse (this year's X-Day is sure to be the one!) have distracted the once red in tooth and claw freaks to allow you passage. I'll let it slide because you have distracted me with the thought of a man being paid to sit around and figure out how to tell a story for which all conflicts and major events are resolved with a car destroying another car by running it over. In reward, I give you the opening and trailer for the unimitable:

KILLDOZER!

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#8 2009-01-21 22:22:37

Orangina wrote:

Reasonable Height Lady, that was awesome. You are a rarety, it's not so often that people sneak in here so unmolested.

I think that you were out that week.  Still, don't fore-get all-so that we're the "kinder, gentler," Cruel.

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#9 2009-01-22 00:31:12

orangeplus wrote:

Reasonable Height Lady, that was awesome.

I must savor that, and perhaps get another cat so I can name it "Killdozer."

...all conflicts and major events are resolved with a car destroying another car by running it over.

That's also a reasonably good analogy of my current emotional and economic life.

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