#1 2007-10-29 20:15:16

http://www.wjactv.com/news/14447773/detail.html

Holy Fucktard Batman it's Bigfoot

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#2 2007-10-29 20:21:05

OMG I know these people.  I may also know who's put on the bigfoot suit.  My uncles used to dress up like BF in an outfit they made out of old bear hides & mess with people in those hills.

"Experts agree that the images are not a hoax.

'There's no way a human can bend like that, and put their head between their legs,' said Bob Grimminger, who owns Bob's Army and Navy in Clearfield."

Yeah, sure - not the morbidly obese fucknuts in that town, at least.  Bob G. is not an expert on bigfoot.  However, if you want something to flense something/one else with, he's your man.

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#3 2007-10-30 02:13:53

Looks like an abandoned, adolescent chimp. You are these people.

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#4 2007-10-30 21:21:06

pALEPHx wrote:

Looks like an abandoned, adolescent chimp. You are these people.

Sorry, you'll get no retort from me unless you actually try.  That was lllll-lindsay lame.  If you wanna be mah frenemy, you have to put more effort into it... you know, funny insults possibly based on remotely clever references, phone calls & death threats on my birthday, sending flowers and NASCAR tickets to my partner...

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#5 2007-10-30 21:51:02

Fucking hell - That might actually be a chimp.  At first glance, I thought that the brachial & humeral indexes looked all wrong, and you don't see this posture or the apparently ungainly bipedal locomotion much.  Then I remembered just what kind of stupid shit people in CC blow their worker's comp settlements on and how unlikely anyone in that area would be to feed a chimp properly, and looked again.  If it's a chimp, I'm sad that he will starve or freeze to death, but at least he won't have to be with the assholes who bought him.  Wish he were smart enough to go back there and set fire to the fuckers.

There's not much else for him to eat there.

http://www.wjactv.com/2007/1029/14446985_240X180.jpg compared to http://www.brown.edu/Research/Primate/lpn41-4-2.jpg or http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:QojrPwTHpVULJM:http://www.clothesfree.com/maya.jpg

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#6 2007-10-31 01:42:06

And you said I had to be clever.

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#7 2007-10-31 04:06:44

That there's a bear with no hair there.

http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/mangy-bear/


http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/3569/oursmaladieai7.jpg

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#8 2007-10-31 08:22:48

Wasn't fuzzy, was he?

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#9 2007-10-31 08:42:43

http://i6.tinypic.com/63kjvh5.jpg

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#10 2007-11-01 23:29:49

Hairless bear call from Bob's Army Navy:

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#11 2007-11-02 02:32:51

Fie. As long as no one necromances BF1.

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