#2 2009-02-05 13:23:59

You inspired me.

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#3 2009-02-05 13:31:50

Ohmyfuckinggod.

I am the Muse of depravity.

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#4 2009-02-05 13:34:30

Creative synchronicity is a beautiful thing to watch.

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#5 2009-02-05 16:03:47

So I wonder, if you've already chopped off your penis, and they have to sew it on anyway, can you request a spot to sew it back on to?

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#6 2009-02-05 16:31:28

So, we're back to talkin' braciole again.

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#7 2009-02-05 19:28:23

phreddy wrote:

So, we're back to talkin' braciole again.

spits coffee on keyboard...

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#8 2009-02-05 21:14:33

tojo2000 wrote:

So I wonder, if you've already chopped off your penis, and they have to sew it on anyway, can you request a spot to sew it back on to?

Sew it onto your chin.  You'll be every woman's dream date.

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#10 2009-02-05 22:30:02

All penises are detachable.  Re-attachable, not so much.

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#11 2009-02-06 09:07:54

Hey, women get breast reductions all the time. Maybe his prick was so huge it was ruining his posture...

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