#2 2007-11-01 15:50:03
I just sent that to my mother. I think she always wanted me to marry a doctor.
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#3 2007-11-02 01:22:20
I think I know this lady; she lives several doors down from me. The “Cheap Two-Bit Tramp” is now her darling daughter-in-law. Why? Because daughter #1 is shacking up with a negro and has produced an illegitimate niglet. Daughter #2 just married a flaming queen proctologist thirty years her senior because she wants a baby and he wants a baby. Mommy Dearest thinks a turkey baster will be used to produce the baby.
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#4 2007-11-02 18:03:00
You could get more creative.
Edit: just goes to show what happens when you underestimate the United States.
The man, who admitted sending the email, said he did not think the US authorities would stupid enough to believe him.
Last edited by square (2007-11-02 18:06:47)
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#5 2007-11-02 18:44:52
fnord wrote:
illegitimate niglet.
Probably one of the best things I have ever heard.
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