#1 2009-02-27 08:53:21
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index … 732AA00gbm
Help this kid. Come up with some good answers and I'll go back and share them with him.
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#2 2009-02-27 09:09:24
Just posted mine
Sounds like genital warts, which are caused by the sexually transmitted disease HPV. Since you're still a virgin, this can only mean that you caught HPV from your mom while you were in the womb.
Congratulations, your mother is a diseased whore. Tell her you both need to go to the clinic. Take your dad with you.
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#3 2009-02-27 09:59:44
Very, very, VERY, nice.
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#4 2009-02-27 10:00:33
I am going to suggest he keep trying to pop them, mabey with a hot needle.
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#5 2009-02-27 10:01:00
If you like it, vote for it!
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#6 2009-02-27 10:08:41
I tried to vote and it won't let me. Also, my wife will be pleased, I used her yahoo account to answer.
To vote, you only have to click on the thumbs up or down right? I never voted on these before.
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#7 2009-02-27 10:12:26
I thought so, but I apparently can't vote either, "Susan." Maybe you need points to do that, or something.
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#8 2009-02-27 10:15:30
Won't let me vote, either...
We need to find a way to give each other "rep" so we can rule Yahoo answers....
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#9 2009-02-27 17:47:37
jesusluvspegging wrote:
I thought so, but I apparently can't vote either, "Susan." Maybe you need points to do that, or something.
Yeah, the real Susan just gave me a talking to. She mentioned you also and said it seems like you might be one of those people on that web site I always look at.
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#10 2009-02-27 17:54:34
Bigcat, that's just mean. You should tell him that the bumps on his dick are actually an outgrowth from the presence of too much estrogen, meaning that he's actually a girl trapped in a boy's body.
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#11 2009-02-27 18:17:07
You're right, I'll get on that right now. Thanks!
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#12 2009-02-27 18:19:57
Ok Done. I credited you as my source.
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#13 2009-02-27 18:36:46
I agree with Jesus. You got your infection from your mom. Herpes can also cause blindness, meningitis and encephalitis if left untreated. You and your entire family need to see a doctor immediately for treatment! Herpes can lie dormant for many years before manifesting as one of the diseases I mentioned. You are at risk of serious complications occurring at any time until you get it cleared up.
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#14 2009-02-27 18:37:50
fnord wrote:
I agree with Jesus. You got your infection from your mom. Herpes can also cause blindness, meningitis and encephalitis if left untreated. You and your entire family need to see a doctor immediately for treatment! Herpes can lie dormant for many years before manifesting as one of the diseases I mentioned. You are at risk of serious complications occurring at any time until you get it cleared up.
I've been waiting for your weigh-in.
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#15 2009-02-27 19:24:04
Now that Jesus and I have answered a question, we should be able to give each other rep in the future. As for you Bigcat, you can only give rep as “Susan” unless you answer questions under another name. I’m happy to give “Susan” rep if I think it’s really you.
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#16 2009-02-27 20:41:10
Susan is my wife.
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#17 2009-02-27 22:46:17
Bigcat wrote:
Susan is my wife.
I gathered that from your earlier post, and that she wasn’t happy you were sullying her good name on Yahoo by messing with a kid’s head.
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#18 2009-02-27 22:51:20
Hey Jesus, your answer is gone. Did you feel bad about your answer or were you reported?
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#19 2009-02-28 02:22:10
I must have been reported. :(
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#20 2009-02-28 02:26:37
jesusluvspegging wrote:
I must have been reported. :(
It's OK Jesus: we trust in you as our personal lord and savior even if everyone else in the world is an asshole.
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#21 2009-02-28 02:28:30
Thanks Taint. I'm just gonna go KILL MYSELF now. Thanks.
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#22 2009-02-28 04:08:26
pearly penile papules
The sounds of the words make me cringe almost as much as their meaning.
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#23 2009-02-28 13:48:13
I feel sorry for this kid. You guys are mean.Besides, like Jesus doesn't have a question on there asking why he hasn't been laid in 5 years...
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#24 2009-02-28 14:44:21
Two years.
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#25 2009-02-28 15:37:49
icangetyouatoe wrote:
I feel sorry for this kid. You guys are mean.Besides, like Jesus doesn't have a question on there asking why he hasn't been laid in 5 years...
He told us why...his balls are covered with in-grown hairs and he's an asshole (at least, that's how I read it).
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#26 2009-02-28 15:41:38
My balls are no longer covered with ingrown hairs. In fact, they were never "covered," I'd just get one or two each shaving.
I am, however, an asshole. This works well for many people in the chick department, but apparently I am the wrong kind of asshole. 'course, I haven't exactly been trying to get laid, either. The single females in this town bore me.
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#27 2009-02-28 22:12:02
icangetyouatoe wrote:
I feel sorry for this kid. You guys are mean.Besides, like Jesus doesn't have a question on there asking why he hasn't been laid in 5 years...
Turning soft Toesy?
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#29 2009-03-01 01:56:30
I’ve been busy on Yahoo Answers and have been crediting High-Street.Org as my source. Just a few questions I’ve answered this evening
Q: Do yogurt pops really with bv/yeast infections?
if so how,what kind of yogurt,and do i just have to insert it in my vagina?
A: Yogurt pops might be a bit chilly. A better idea would be room temperature Yoplait.
Source(s):
High-Street.Org
Q: How many times can an average male human masturbate in a singular Earth day.?
I have an average of 6-7 times daily without blacking out. Although my humon friend came close one time he did.
A: If you and your human friend are masturbating together, I’m very happy for you. However, humans usually don’t share the details of their sexual activities with large numbers of total strangers.
Source(s):
High-Street.Org
Q: SHALL I BREAK UP WITH HER EVEN IS SHES PREGNANT?
I was out in town last night and so was my girl Friend. I told her to come and meet up with me but she was "going to the toilet with 'frank' " some guy. So this annoyed me. i then went to the bank and i saw her with 2 guys so then i was really annoyed and then when i was with her at the end she saw 6 guys and said "right i have to go with my friends now" so i just walked off. the problem is shes pregnant and going through and abortion soon. She cant be alone. what shall i do??
thanks!!
A: Make sure she has the abortion before you break up with her; go to the clinic with her if necessary to be certain. Then let her know what a disgusting trollop she is!
Source(s):
High-Street.Org
Q: My boyfriend likes to draw faces on his member (using pernamnet marker) and make weird noises during sex?
Is there a higher chance of my eggo getting preggo? D:
* 2 hours ago
* - 4 days left to answer.
Additional Details
He likes to act like his member is some kind of person (usually a little child) and act out their voices with this baby like voice of his own D:
A: There is a very good chance that any male child born as a result of this activity will grow up to be a tranny who opts to have his penis removed. Also, your boyfriend will eventually come out as an adult diaper baby.
Source(s):
High-Street.Org
Last edited by fnord (2009-03-01 01:59:41)
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#30 2009-03-01 02:38:10
fnord wrote:
He likes to act like his member is some kind of person (usually a little child) and act out their voices with this baby like voice of his own D:
A: There is a very good chance that any male child born as a result of this activity will grow up to be a tranny who opts to have his penis removed. Also, your boyfriend will eventually come out as an adult diaper baby.
Source(s):
High-Street.Org
You do realize that she's dating Dirck, right?
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#31 2009-03-01 07:39:50
Check out the answer from my wife. You'll have to hurry before she realizes she answered another question.
I would use my own yahoo account but I think it would be funny as hell if my straight laced wife was banned from answers.
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#32 2009-03-01 10:14:57
Bigcat wrote:
Check out the answer from my wife. You'll have to hurry before she realizes she answered another question.
I would use my own yahoo account but I think it would be funny as hell if my straight laced wife was banned from answers.
You are gonna get in so much trouble...
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#33 2009-03-01 13:11:06
George Orr wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
Check out the answer from my wife. You'll have to hurry before she realizes she answered another question.
I would use my own yahoo account but I think it would be funny as hell if my straight laced wife was banned from answers.You are gonna get in so much trouble...
And you may find yourself making do with a can of pork and beans.
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#34 2009-03-01 13:18:16
Decadence wrote:
fnord wrote:
He likes to act like his member is some kind of person (usually a little child) and act out their voices with this baby like voice of his own D:
A: There is a very good chance that any male child born as a result of this activity will grow up to be a tranny who opts to have his penis removed. Also, your boyfriend will eventually come out as an adult diaper baby.
Source(s):
High-Street.OrgYou do realize that she's dating Dirck, right?
That whore!!! I told never to speak of our intimate ways!!!
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