#1 2007-11-03 12:10:08

She really is a most unfortunate looking woman.

http://www.zombietime.com/really_truly_hillary_gallery/

Offline

 

#2 2007-11-03 16:02:16

I see why Hillary has a reputation for being so cold...

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/6084/hillary62eh0.jpg

Offline

 

#3 2007-11-03 16:59:18

"Please, somebody kill her for me so I can jump in and show high-minded compassion at her plight!" Thank you, Peggy Noonan.

Offline

 

#4 2007-11-03 17:20:09

It shows what a retarded country America is when a candidate’s features are an issue.  Hillary isn’t a great beauty but this would matter only if she had tried making her living as an actress, model or porn star.  What she does have is a very sharp mind; her opponents should be analyzing her statements and picking them apart the way they would if she were a man.  Treating her as an ugly would be sex object is a risky strategy; it requires a critical mass of brain dead people to work.  It can backfire, causing her to be more appealing to people who are repelled by this strategy.

Offline

 

#5 2007-11-03 17:33:02

I think you overestimate the intended effect of these kinds of things in terms of the election.  Misstating Obama's name, commenting on Hillary's sex appeal or lack of it, and obsessing over John Edwards' hair are things that the opposition hammer away at in order to breed a general feeling of dislike.  Nobody's going to be at the poll holding the lever and say, "I'm not voting for Hillary; she's ugly," but if the insinuations and insults are the first thing that comes to mind when she steps up to speak, it can have a subtle effect on your receptiveness to her ideas.

Offline

 

#6 2007-11-03 17:39:29

You people are all fucked up. This is a republican democracy, people vote for the candidate which best represents his or her own rational self-interest, just like how they buy cars, food, computers and financial devices.

Offline

 

#7 2007-11-03 17:44:56

when a candidate’s features are an issue....   what she does have is a very sharp mind

You are busted, fnord.

Offline

 

#8 2007-11-03 17:51:04

Sadly, I think you're right, Orangie, but I don't think that was Fnord's point. The fact that people do criticize Clinton for such matters as her lack of sex appeal as opposed to her political stances is pathetic. I'm actually supporting Edwards and have contributed some money to his campaign, but I'm under no illusions - I'll end up voting for whomever the Dems put on the ballot. '

She's smart as hell, has plenty of experience, and I haven't any doubt about her abilities to lead the country, certainly far more responsibly than our current Joke-in-Chief. The fact that people are jumping on her for her appearance or other shallow concerns says a lot about the process and the people upon whom this entire system depends.

Offline

 

#9 2007-11-03 17:58:13

Dead or not, I'm still voting for Pat Paulsen.

Offline

 

#10 2007-11-03 18:10:03

Taint wrote:

Sadly, I think you're right, Orangie, but I don't think that was Fnord's point. The fact that people do criticize Clinton for such matters as her lack of sex appeal as opposed to her political stances is pathetic. I'm actually supporting Edwards and have contributed some money to his campaign, but I'm under no illusions - I'll end up voting for whomever the Dems put on the ballot. '

She's smart as hell, has plenty of experience, and I haven't any doubt about her abilities to lead the country, certainly far more responsibly than our current Joke-in-Chief. The fact that people are jumping on her for her appearance or other shallow concerns says a lot about the process and the people upon whom this entire system depends.

I was kidding. People are not rational things, they only make rational choices by accident. As to Clinton, I think Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton is a scary enough sign for the prospects for the future of the cuntry to make me hope she loses. Otherwise, I'm with the Fad King, I don't vote. If the elder gods had wanted me to vote, they'd have sent their minions to extract my vote from me in blood. Any douche-bag wants to give me a lecture on my civic responsibilities and sacred franchise you can stop now and stick it up your ass, I am beyond caring anymore.

My life is a luxury, so filled with hate.
I got fifty slaves heaping maggots on my plate.
From my fortress in Antarctica I watch the world die
On my Sony Trinitron that's switched to channel 5.

Offline

 

#11 2007-11-03 18:42:45

orangeplus wrote:

You people are all fucked up. This is a republican democracy, people vote for the candidate which best represents his or her own rational self-interest, just like how they buy cars, food, computers and financial devices.

You assume Americans are smart enough to understand what really is in their best interests.  Bush Jr. got in by appealing to conservative poor people’s hatred of gay people and women who want control of their fertility.  His policies have done incredible damage to the working poor and lower middle classes which provided the majority of his support.

Offline

 

#12 2007-11-03 18:48:19

Was my humor really so difficult to discern or do images of Hillary Clinton remove some people's capacity to teh funny?

Offline

 

#13 2007-11-03 18:53:32

orangeplus wrote:

Was my humor really so difficult to discern...

Busted.  I thought you were repeating high school civics propaganda with a straight face as if you thought anyone would buy it.  I never understood how my civics teacher kept from laughing as she spouted this shit.

Last edited by fnord (2007-11-03 18:54:39)

Offline

 

#14 2007-11-03 19:10:25

MSG Tripps wrote:

when a candidate’s features are an issue....   what she does have is a very sharp mind

You are busted, fnord.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess you are referring to the fact that I’m not going to vote for Obama.  The average african negro has an IQ of 70.  The average “african american” has an IQ of 85 because of an estimated 20% European ancestry.  With an african father and an American White mother, giving him at best 50% European ancestry, I doubt Obama's IQ is much over 100, which doesn’t cut it for running our country.  We’ve already had seven years of government by a low IQ president; we can’t survive another stupid easily managed puppet.

Last edited by fnord (2007-11-03 19:22:40)

Offline

 

#15 2007-11-03 19:33:10

fnord wrote:

referring to the fact that I’m not going to vote for Obama

Sure thing hero.  You did not get a hit.

You left your ass open on that one.

Words with your edit will not change what you said.

Carry on.

Last edited by MSG Tripps (2007-11-03 19:39:37)

Offline

 

#16 2007-11-03 19:49:56

I would comment about Hillary, but I'd rather ask who is the brunette with the nips showing?  Not that good tits would sway my vote or anything.

Last edited by Fled (2007-11-03 19:50:14)

Offline

 

#17 2007-11-03 19:53:13

When did you become today's Whiny McPissenmoan? Three demerits. It would have been five, but you're picking on Fnord.

Offline

 

#18 2007-11-03 20:00:17

sofaking wrote:

She really is a most unfortunate looking woman.

http://www.zombietime.com/really_truly_hillary_gallery/

Y'know, all this crapping on about democracy is really ironic coming from the greatest living example of a democracy that has failed.

Everything is a wedge. You're either with us or against us, the enemy of my enemy is my friend etc. No thinking, no discussion, just a wedge.

The reason you have the Dubya Bush et al circus having free reign to turn the US into a technically Fascist state is because of these endless wedges. "Keep the proles distracted and screaming incoherently at each other and they won't notice what we're actually getting away with".

And if you don't believe that, then just count up the amount of media bandwidth that was devoted to the Clinton / Lewinsky farce and the amount that has focussed on the corruption and incompetence regarding the Iraq fiasco.

I was in the US at the time of the Clinton trial, and I can speak on behalf of all Australians - Bill, you're a fucking legend.

Felch

Last edited by felch (2007-11-03 20:04:39)

Offline

 

#19 2007-11-03 22:40:50

Fled wrote:

...who is the brunette with the nips showing?

You seriously don't recognize Natalie Portman?

http://www.celebritywar.com/pictures/natalie-portman.jpg
...She of V for Vendetta and Closer fame (though I expect The Professional would be Scotty's favorite)?

I've said it before:  I'm not gay or nothin' but daaayum.

Last edited by George Orr (2007-11-03 22:41:49)

Offline

 

#20 2007-11-03 23:46:15

Dirckman could care or less about the Iraq war.... He's not dodging bullets and quite honestly he doesn't give a fuck about those who are..... Dirckman has a full stomach, takes a couple of nice vacations every year, drinks nothing but fine scotch every single night, gets laid regularly, has a job that he doesn't even have to do any work at, and has enough money left over to buy some cool stuff...  I can't understand how someone living in the U.S. in the year 2007 could really have anything to bitch about, seriously now, what the hell is with you libs being so pissed off all the time?  So yesterday I went on a date with this gal who is an English professor at a college here in the Dakotas....  We sit down to a nice meal and had a spirited discusssion about the works of Oscar Wilde over chardonnay. Dirckman had a great time until the bitch started spouting off about the redistribution of wealth and peace and love and trying to pretend we're a bunch of pansy ass Europeans.  Dirckman quickly lost the boner he was sporting and ripped this worthless cunt a new one...  Here she was enjoying an $81.00 meal for two and she had the fucking gall to bitch about how terrible things were.....  Anyhow, Dirckman is really fucking drunk now so he better quit his little bitch fest......

Offline

 

#21 2007-11-03 23:52:50

Dirckman wrote:

Dirckman could care or less about the Iraq war.... He's not dodging bullets and quite honestly he doesn't give a fuck about those who are..... Dirckman has a full stomach, takes a couple of nice vacations every year, drinks nothing but fine scotch every single night, gets laid regularly, has a job that he doesn't even have to do any work at, and has enough money left over to buy some cool stuff...  I can't understand how someone living in the U.S. in the year 2007 could really have anything to bitch about, seriously now, what the hell is with you libs being so pissed off all the time?  So yesterday I went on a date with this gal who is an English professor at a college here in the Dakotas....  We sit down to a nice meal and had a spirited discusssion about the works of Oscar Wilde over chardonnay. Dirckman had a great time until the bitch started spouting off about the redistribution of wealth and peace and love and trying to pretend we're a bunch of pansy ass Europeans.  Dirckman quickly lost the boner he was sporting and ripped this worthless cunt a new one...  Here she was enjoying an $81.00 meal for two and she had the fucking gall to bitch about how terrible things were.....  Anyhow, Dirckman is really fucking drunk now so he better quit his little bitch fest......

I couldn't agree more, Dirck.

We has it pretty sweet for a whining bunch of assholes.

All I said is that she's not appealing looking. I think she'd do a fine job at being president. No worse than the current administration.

Offline

 

#22 2007-11-04 01:01:57

Dirckman wrote:

I can't understand how someone living in the U.S. in the year 2007 could really have anything to bitch about, seriously now, what the hell is with you libs being so pissed off all the time?

Of course you can't. As long as you can keep selling the family silver to subsidise a ridiculous, unsustainable lifestyle, who cares ?

This meme of Merkins, standing proud and wrapped in the ol' glory, fiddling away like Nero, consuming like tomorrow doesn't exist, and denying the tiny little voice that is saying maybe, just maybe, there is a brick wall at the end of that tunnel your hurtling through at 100 miles an hour, is more cruelly amusing than anything I have ever read here.

Feltch

Offline

 

#23 2007-11-04 01:28:45

I also can afford my own rounds.

So what.

Last edited by MSG Tripps (2007-11-04 01:30:38)

Offline

 

#24 2007-11-04 01:31:54

MSG Tripps wrote:

I also can afford my own rounds.

So what.

Glug glug rounds or bang bang rounds?

Offline

 

#25 2007-11-04 01:35:11

tojo2000 wrote:

Glug glug

What do you think?

Offline

 

#26 2007-11-04 01:28:56

Dirckman wrote:

Dirckman has a full stomach, takes a couple of nice vacations every year, drinks nothing but fine scotch every single night, gets laid regularly, has a job that he doesn't even have to do any work at, and has enough money left over to buy some cool stuff...

And yet you still dressed your penis up in costume, took pictures and posted them to the web.  You're a natural Republican candidate!

Offline

 

#27 2007-11-04 01:33:10

Didn't Inhale?  O Puhleeeeze...

Offline

 

#28 2007-11-04 03:42:19

Here she was enjoying an $81.00 meal for two

Where the hell in whichever Dakota you're in did you find a meal worth $81?

Offline

 

#29 2007-11-04 04:12:23

If you pay less than $81 then you don't want to know where they got the "fresh squirrel".

Offline

 

#30 2007-11-04 04:13:56

MSG Tripps wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

Glug glug

What do you think?

I think if you could predict the future you'd make the perfect oracle.

Offline

 

#31 2007-11-04 05:36:41

George Orr wrote:

You seriously don't recognize Natalie Portman?

I did, and I'm neither caring nor the Amydala type. I wish I'd said who she was, earlier (nipply or not).

MSG Tripps wrote:

What do you think

I guess I'm still waiting to be impressed by the vast personage of Cruel. [cocks head sideways, like a curious puppy] Were you wanting to be funny? Is that what you're trying to tell me?

Offline

 

#32 2007-11-04 10:44:23

pALEPHx wrote:

I did, and I'm neither caring nor the Amydala type.

You weren't the one who asked the question; therefore my post was not directed at you...You do get that, don't you?  That not everything is directed at you?

pALEPHx wrote:

I guess I'm still waiting to be impressed by the vast personage[sic] of Cruel.

Oh, gorree, are we boring you?  There's a solution for that, you know.

Offline

 

#33 2007-11-04 11:27:20

pALEPHx wrote:

I guess I'm still waiting to be impressed by the vast personage of Cruel.

Then you've set your standards too high.

Offline

 

#34 2007-11-04 11:46:14

pALEPHx wrote:

I guess I'm still waiting to be impressed by the vast personage of Cruel.

I didn't realize anyone here personified cruel.  If anyone did, impressing you would not be a priority. It's true that a majority of the board are former members of cruel.  We'll try not to ever mention it again as you seem to be feeling left out.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy your posts.  Especially when you whine.

Offline

 

#35 2007-11-04 19:49:05

Awwrite alreddy. Sheesh. I walked into that one, didn't I?

George Orr wrote:

You weren't the one who asked the question; therefore my post was not directed at you...You do get that, don't you? That not everything is directed at you?

Oh, gorree, are we boring you? There's a solution for that, you know.

Jeeze. Yes, I gets it, I gets it. No, I didn't mean to turn into an absolute howler monkey. You drink ONE bottle of 100-proof vodka, and suddenly no one looks good any more, and you get all pissy, and...

Aherm... Well, no I didn't think everything was addressed to me. Did you realize that when you put stuff on teh Intarwebz, other people can see it? Nyah, nyah.

headkicker_girl wrote:

Then you've set your standards too high.

C'est High Street, no?

opsec wrote:

I didn't realize anyone here personified cruel. If anyone did, impressing you would not be a priority. It's true that a majority of the board are former members of cruel. We'll try not to ever mention it again as you seem to be feeling left out.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy your posts. Especially when you whine.

Meh. Fergeddit. [hic] I need some damn Gatorade.

Offline

 

Board footer

cruelery.com