floorcookie23 wrote:

Thanks for reminding me why I don't post. I was truly interested in what everyone here was into, I wasn't trying to be a link whore. Take that shit down if you want, it doesn't cost me anything. I was just sincerely curious, but seeing as there isn't one serious reply, ( I can't believe I expected one.) I'll just go back to lurking.

MOM-MYYYYYYY!  The horrible people who pride themselves on being horrible were mean to me 'cause I'm a dumbfuck!  MAKE THEM STOP MOMMY!

sofaking wrote:

You are lucky we were playing along.

This is a public forum, but we all "know" each other pretty well, which for you, means that:

1.) We all have a general idea of each other's likes/dislikes, and have been discussing them for years. If you really wanted to know, you could wade through this site. Hint: Not one person here likes to dress in a nasty fursuit and fuck mental cases who think they're animals. In fact we all think it's gross, which is why we all post things ridiculing them.

2.) We don't "know" you yet, and it would seem pretty fucking lame to open up our individual and/or collective psyche to a hitwhore interested in catering to a specific dominant/submissive demographic for financial gain.

3.) We all generally try to make things that make the rest of the world recoil in horror funny. This doesn't mean we're scat lovers, or furries, or interested in licking your boots. It means that if you ask us (as a group) something that would make a normal person uncomfortable, we would tend to respond in a smartassed manner.

4.) When you add in your inquiry something that is so off base (like, "I see you all are a bunch of furries!"), you are setting yourself up for a smackdown. Where the FUCK did you get that ANY of us was/is/considering becoming a furry? You obviously have only lurked here long enough to assess the hitwhorability (not a word? is now!) of our site, and how you could creatively spam your link.

5.) After I joked about some shit, I tried to tell you mine (or part of it). Mine is bald guys, and hair removal. So I'd be the opposite of a person who likes hairy people. I find most body hair repulsive. Fnord also told you his (which is the opposite of mine), Phreddy likes slender and smart women, and Jesusluvspegging tried to tell you he doesn't have a particular fetish.

6.) Dominatrix training? HA! I'm a 5'11" female who could KICK your fucking ASS if I met you in person. It's not a fetish, though. I wouldn't get off doing it, and I'm not necessarily ever inclined to start fights with people I don't know (unless they ask me a stupid-assed, inappropriate question that assumes my friends and I are a bunch of fucking FURRIES).

*Steps back*

ptah13 wrote:

sofaking wrote:

6.) Dominatrix training? HA! I'm a 5'11" female who could KICK your fucking ASS if I met you in person. It's not a fetish, though. I wouldn't get off doing it, and I'm not necessarily ever inclined to start fights with people I don't know (unless they ask me a stupid-assed, inappropriate question that assumes my friends and I are a bunch of fucking FURRIES).

I'd pay you top dollar to kick my ass, Sofie.

(I might add, too, that I shave my head)(I also get, what all I know consider as, "the dankest pot on the lot".)

That's really sweet, but I don't need money.

I kick ass for free.

How about I match you bowl for bowl:



Also, I apologize for the loss of my cool in the earlier post.

I posted before I toasted, if you all catch my drift.

I'm feeling a lot more mellow now.

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orangeplus wrote:

My penis is now christened "Plissken"

That is an awesome cock name.

I have encountered only one male in my life who, to my knowledge, did not give his favorite toy a nickname.  (I married him.) 

I propose, as thread salvage, that all you "outies" come clean and tell us your cock names.

(Conversely, I don't know of any "innies" who give a name to their cooterginas; but in my youth I referred to my breasts as "Jane and Louise."  I cannot recall why.)

sofaking wrote:

Also, I apologize for the loss of my cool in the earlier post.

I posted before I toasted, if you all catch my drift.

I'm feeling a lot more mellow now.

You may apologize all you like, sofaking.

I must say, I am turned on.

phoQ wrote:

Do guys really name their cocks?  I can understand measuring it, or looking at your sperm under a microscope, but naming body parts makes no sense to me.

We name our women's body parts too.

Yogurt Hose

Sophie, you're a sweetie, but you gave this (_)*(_) waaayyy too much of your time. 

And as for naming body parts, I've recently decided to name my personal Mr. Happy "Nipsey".  Formerly it was called "Orson"..

I have to call mine "Sir."

jesusluvspegging wrote:

I have to call mine "Sir."

As you would address any other tyrannical boss.

fnord wrote:

Floorcookie came to us via our MySpace page.  She is known on MySpace as Discordian Tea Time.  I have to say she did a good job of getting under some people’s skin with her choice of barb.  All hail Eris!

And the same to you, Pope!
And thanks you low-lifes, now I'm going to have to come up with something that can top 'plissken'. Namewise, that is.

I've only known one man who named his cock - and I believe I have all of you outnumbered in my experiences with men and their cocks - and he named it "Donkey Sarge".

Trust me. It fits.

fnord wrote:

Taint wrote:

I've only known one man who named his cock - and I believe I have all of you outnumbered in my experiences with men and their cocks - and he named it "Donkey Sarge".

Trust me. It fits.

Anybody seeking the title of King (or Queen) Whore here at High Street must present proof of qualifications and best any other claimants to the title in a Whore Off!

I won't even compete. You'd all lose.

George Orr wrote:

fnord wrote:

Whore Off!

Link to YouTube page

It's so much classier in Italian.

Tall Paul wrote:

Ok, it's time... I guess I'll have to confess my REAL fetish........

Butchering the English language?

Tall Paul wrote:

sofaking wrote:

.....I tried to tell you mine (or part of it). Mine is bald guys, and hair removal.....

Then I'm the man of your wettest dreams, from the ears up anyway.

Back off man, I won Sofie in a contest a few years back.

Decadence wrote:

What in the fuck am I supposed to do with that?

Yardbirds wrote:

Well then, Mr, you're a better man than I,
Yeah, Mr, you're a better man than I,
Oh, Mr, you're a better man than I,
Yeah, Mr, you're a better man than I.

No!  You'll only encourage them.