#1 2008-03-12 22:23:26
Wichita, KS -- Authorities in western Kansas say a woman who became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet while apparently sitting on it for two years is refusing to cooperate with medical workers at a Wichita hospital.
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#2 2008-03-12 22:50:10
"She is an adult; she made her own decision. It was my fault I should have gotten help for her sooner; I admit that. But after a while, you kind of get used to it," McFarren said (in the article I was about to post).
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#4 2008-03-13 02:11:58
At that point, the sheriff says, responders pried the entire seat off the toilet. It was later removed from the woman's body at the hospital.
Put. The fuckin'. Fork down.
What I wanna know is, where the hell was he going these last two years? Did he go in the tank, then ask her to double-flex a fold and flush twice? Did he whiz in the bathroom sink? Did he crap in the kitchen sink and run the disposal? Or was he a pest to the neighbors? Or did he simply save up and go to work/the gym for relief? The fuck?
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#5 2008-03-13 02:33:27
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
At that point, the sheriff says, responders pried the entire seat off the toilet. It was later removed from the woman's body at the hospital.
Put. The fuckin'. Fork down.
What I wanna know is, where the hell was he going these last two years? Did he go in the tank, then ask her to double-flex a fold and flush twice? Did he whiz in the bathroom sink? Did he crap in the kitchen sink and run the disposal? Or was he a pest to the neighbors? Or did he simply save up and go to work/the gym for relief? The fuck?
The article I read, maybe not this one (too lazy to check), said he had a second bathroom he used.
Also:
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#6 2008-03-13 03:08:42
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
At that point, the sheriff says, responders pried the entire seat off the toilet. It was later removed from the woman's body at the hospital.
Put. The fuckin'. Fork down.
Her size has no real relevance here. After two years of sitting on anything it'll take a little bit of TLC and a whole lot of spatulas to get you free.
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