#2 2008-03-12 18:18:04

Two years is just crazy.  I would have put up with this for 18 months, tops.

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#3 2008-03-12 18:50:35

I sounds like she had agoraphobia.  I hope they had a second bathroom.

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#4 2008-03-12 18:58:47

headkicker_girl wrote:

I sounds like she had agoraphobia.  I hope they had a second bathroom.

Before anybody comments on this, make sure that you understand that agoraphobia is not the opposite of claustrophobia. It's not the fear of open spaces.  Actually, they're kind of similar.

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#5 2008-03-12 19:04:01

tojo2000 wrote:

Before anybody comments on this, make sure that you understand that agoraphobia is not the opposite of claustrophobia. It's not the fear of open spaces.  Actually, they're kind of similar.

Right...it sounds like classic agoraphobia...she wouldn't leave the bathroom because it became her safe haven.

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#6 2008-03-12 19:33:35

I recall (after regaining consciousness) passing out on the crapper, my butt was numb for a few days....

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#7 2008-03-13 02:34:10

Lurker wrote:

I recall (after regaining consciousness) passing out on the crapper, my butt was numb for a few days....

What I hate, is when you're taking a crunch that's so big, your pants will fit better, but it takes so damn long that you've finished your book and your feet have fallen asleep.  You're trying to get a decent wipe but you feel like the ends of your legs have turned into spheres and you can't balance...well, maybe this hasn't happened to you.  Maybe I just need more fiber some days.

It's hell getting old.

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#8 2008-03-13 19:30:08

UPDATE

Get this, the sheriff's name is Whipple!  No Shit!

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#9 2008-03-13 19:31:55

Reading this article prompted me to start eating more fiber.....  I'd hate finding myself in a similar situation.....................................  Awhile back I dropped a deuce so big that it couldn't be flushed...  I had to break it up with a piece of dowel first......  Just thought I'd share...

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#10 2008-03-13 21:03:47

tojo2000 wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:

I sounds like she had agoraphobia.  I hope they had a second bathroom.

Before anybody comments on this, make sure that you understand that agoraphobia is not the opposite of claustrophobia. It's not the fear of open spaces.  Actually, they're kind of similar.

It literally means "Fear of the Marketplace" so, yes, from that aspect we're talking about being afraid of a crowd of people.

BTW, the wiki link didn't work.

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#11 2008-03-13 21:04:41

Dirckman wrote:

Reading this article prompted me to start eating more fiber.....  I'd hate finding myself in a similar situation.....................................  Awhile back I dropped a deuce so big that it couldn't be flushed...  I had to break it up with a piece of dowel first......  Just thought I'd share...

Dirck, A good solid dump is somewhat akin to gettin' reamed, in reverse... and us guys ALL know how good that feels....

Ladies, that's why we spend so much time savoring a nice hard bowel-movement.....we ain't readin' shit!  Ok some of the guys are fapping....I've never found that to be too conducive to bustin' a nut....

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#12 2008-03-13 21:07:38

Baywolfe wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:


I sounds like she had agoraphobia.  I hope they had a second bathroom.

Before anybody comments on this, make sure that you understand that agoraphobia is not the opposite of claustrophobia. It's not the fear of open spaces.  Actually, they're kind of similar.

It literally means "Fear of the Marketplace" so, yes, from that aspect we're talking about being afraid of a crowd of people.

BTW, the wiki link didn't work.

And yet it is neither a fear of crowds nor marketplaces. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agoraphobia

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